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Quote: Leevil @ July 21 2009, 1:58 AM BST

Have a sore throat today. Found a remedy online: Cayenne Pepper.

I mixed it with honey and drank. Wow! It's good stuff, and cleared my throat.

1/8 teaspoon Cayenne Pepper.
2 tablespoon honey.
Warm for 20 secs in microwave.
Drink!

Highly recommended!!

You probably have swine flu.

My cousin has swine flu, I'll ask 'em :)

Apparently Newport which is where I work has the highest incidence of Swine flu in Wales. And I'm a teacher. And we've had 1 confirmed and two suspected cases. If I don't catch it it'll be a bloody miracle!

Wear a mask, if not for swine flu. Then to pose as a super hero. Super Teacher: He'll make you think (or copy words from a book).

Quote: Leevil @ July 21 2009, 1:58 AM BST

Have a sore throat today. Found a remedy online: Cayenne Pepper.

I mixed it with honey and drank. Wow! It's good stuff, and cleared my throat.

1/8 teaspoon Cayenne Pepper.
2 tablespoon honey.
Warm for 20 secs in microwave.
Drink!

Highly recommended!!

Gargling warm water and salt is also beneficial. As is snorting it, when your nose is all bunged up. Such a relief.

But make sure you have a receptacle at hand. Sick :D

Quote: roscoff @ July 21 2009, 2:06 AM BST

Apparently Newport which is where I work has the highest incidence of Swine flu in Wales. And I'm a teacher. And we've had 1 confirmed and two suspected cases. If I don't catch it it'll be a bloody miracle!

How about sheep flu? Or is that an STD?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqzSs63onKE&feature=channel Laughing out loud

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090722/twl-rats-chew-off-baby-s-toes-in-mobile-3fd0ae9.html

Americans! Rolling eyes

That's f**king awful! :(

Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 2:37 PM BST

That's f**king awful! :(

A rats gotta eat!

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 2:38 PM BST

A rats gotta eat!

That's Chipolata!

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 2:38 PM BST

A rats gotta eat!

To be honest, I don't think anyone's pointing the finger of blame at the rat here.

Quote: zooo @ July 22 2009, 2:39 PM BST

That's Chipolata!

Yeah, I'm getting bored with it now. Unimpressed

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 2:40 PM BST

To be honest, I don't think anyone's pointing the finger of blame at the rat here.

They get a raw deal PR wise. Them and cockroaches.

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 2:41 PM BST

Yeah, I'm getting bored with it now. Unimpressed

I'M NOT!

Quote: zooo @ July 22 2009, 2:42 PM BST

I'M TRAPPED IN A LOVELESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A SKELETAL RACIST!! PLEASE HELP ME!!

:O

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