Imagine the first minute of a generic TV freakshow documentary.
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F/X: 'EMBARRASSING BODIES' THEME.
NARRATOR:
On this week's 'Embarrassing Bodies', Channel 4 takes a sensitive and non-exploitative look at the little-known medical affliction known as bi-mammarial glandularis, in "The Girl With Two Breasts".
WOMAN:
I feel like a freak, I can't walk down the street without everybody staring at me.
NARRATOR:
It's a serious genetic condition that affects an estimated 1 in every 2 Britons.
WOMAN:
The first symptoms appeared when I was 13, and now I have one of the worst cases my doctor's ever seen.
INTERVIEWER:
How bad is it?
WOMAN:
36 double-D.
NARRATOR:
Tonight, for the first time on national television, a sufferer will reveal the full extent of her debilitating condition, for the lads.
WOMAN:
The doctor told me to apply this special lotion to the affected area. Look, see, like this. Mmm… Oh, yeah. That feels better already. Mmmmm…
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