INT. OFFICE. DAY.
PETER A MAFIA BOSS SITS BEHIND A DESK STARING AT THE TELEPHONE AGITATED. HE SUCCUMBS AND DIALS A NUMBER, IT IS ANSWERD BY BENNY, WE GO SPLIT SCREEN.
PETER
What's taking so long? You wacked the guy yet?
BENNY
Wait you want him 'wacked'?
PETER
What did you think I wanted?
WE ZOOM OUT ON BENNY'S LOCATION. HE IS STANDING IN A WAREHOUSE, IN THE BACKGROUND TIED TO A CHAIR IS AN NAKED ALMOST COMPLTELY HAIRLESS MAN. A GOON WHIPS A WAX STRIP OF HIM, HE SCREAMS.
END
Excellent. I liked it.
Very good. Shows what a dirty mind I have as I thought it was going to be a joke about w**king him off
Brilliant, i thought it was going to be wanked him, but I'm in therapy.
That was absolutely brilliant. Well done.
Honestly thought it would be wanked too. I've been corrupted by Rosco and Nuts.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 24, 2007, 11:47 AMHonestly thought it would be wanked too. I've been corrupted by Rosco and Nuts.
Well all I can say is 'tut' to the lot of you, and wag my finger... and I do mean wag!
Very funny, well done
Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 24, 2007, 11:56 AMWell all I can say is 'tut' to the lot of you, and wag my finger... and I do mean wag!
Yeah that's right....YOU are the moral ruler we all have to measure up to, Danny. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 24, 2007, 7:00 PMYeah that's right....YOU are the moral ruler we all have to measure up to, Danny.
Well Okay 
with regards to this sketch and percieved endings... but probably not a lot further.
Excellent. 
Made me laugh and I'm feeling ever so grumpy. Brilliant.
Yes, very good.
Sorry, I thought it was corny.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 25, 2007, 3:48 AMSorry, I thought it was corny.
Never apologise for your opinion, it's just as valid as the other people above, all comedy is subjective.