British Comedy Guide

Worst Inventions Ever.

1. Toilet brush - I prefer my poo in the toilet not on a stick.

2. Door mat - Designed to clean the bottom of your shoes but if you get it dirty your in trouble.

3. Belgians - gave us beer,chocolate and lace but recently have been very lazy.

Any more?

The Caps Lock Key on your keyboard?

Yahooza!

The internet is the last invention that there will ever be because now everyone sits around on facebook/forums/porn instead of doing things.

I should be asleep right now because I'm up early.

Curse you, internet.

The zip fastener. Especially if you're male.

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ July 20 2009, 8:41 AM BST

The zip fastener. Especially if you're male.

WHAT! I ask you this simple question. What's the fastest way to get your hands into a girls knickers? Exactly. In before she can call the police or spray you with that nasty mace stuff.

The talking bidet.

Some sort of cruel unnecessary animal trap or hunting tool.

You sound like you're planning to invent one of these, Leev?

:O ;)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 20 2009, 2:41 AM BST

The Caps Lock Key on your keyboard?

The original post has been altered so my reply looks nonsensical (I mean even more so then ususal).

Worst invention ever from a writer's point of view: reality television.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 20 2009, 2:41 AM BST

The Caps Lock Key on your keyboard?

I've edited the title from being in caps. This now makes Renegade's comment make sense.

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Don, is that Tom Cruise in your avatar?

Looks more like Christian Bale, but I can't see a knob on his forehead. So I'm not sure?

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