Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 19 2009, 4:12 PM BSTHow's your trip going, by the way?
It's been fun. We'll be heading home in an hour or two.
Highlights and Lowlights:
A greasy burger at a downtown dive.
The Skynyrd - ZZ Top cover band at the pub last night.
The copious amounts of seagull shit all over the shiny paint on my new car.
I hope that the burger and the shit were the lows...
The burger was good. The shit was definitely the low point of the weekend.
I thought I'd met a high-class hooker at the pub last night, but it turned out she was only an attractive, overdressed woman waiting for her boyfriend.
Quote: DaButt @ July 19 2009, 4:23 PM BSTThe burger was good. The shit was definitely the low point of the weekend.
I thought I'd met a high-class hooker at the pub last night, but it turned out she was only an attractive, overdressed woman waiting for her boyfriend.
That's...too bad??? 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 19 2009, 4:26 PM BSTThat's...too bad???
I was just wondering what a prostitute was doing in a pub in a town like this. She gave off the vibe, but I felt silly when her friends showed up.
When we left the pub to grab the aforementioned burgers the bartender said, "Make sure you come back later. A little girl with huge tits will be working behind the bar."
He was right.
Bars never seem to hire the ones with saggy tits...why it that? LOL
I read that as 'Bras'! 
There's a pub in Bristol that used to do "Barmaids in basques" every Thursday night. Sounded much nicer than it actually was. 
Quote: DaButt @ July 19 2009, 4:29 PM BSTI was just wondering what a prostitute was doing in a pub in a town like this. She gave off the vibe, but I felt silly when her friends showed up.
When we left the pub to grab the aforementioned burgers the bartender said, "Make sure you come back later. A little girl with huge tits will be working behind the bar."
He was right.
Glad you're having a good time. Who'd you go with?
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 19 2009, 4:48 PM BSTGlad you're having a good time. Who'd you go with?
My son. After we got back from the pub I found him asleep next to the toilet. How can he be a son of mine if he can't hold his alcohol?
Very rainy earlier. Now sunny. No consistency, slightly irksome. Wither the weather this evening? *sighs*
Went for run. Got soaked. Still raining but I'm nice and toasty now so rain away. I do love the rain. I think I must be part duck.
Duck-billed Bear?
Quote: roscoff @ July 19 2009, 6:42 PM BSTWent for run. Got soaked. Still raining but I'm nice and toasty now so rain away. I do love the rain. I think I must be part duck.
Run? At your age? Isn't that a bit dangerous?
Quote: Chappers @ July 19 2009, 11:58 PM BSTRun? At your age? Isn't that a bit dangerous?
Well run might be a slight exaggeration. A jog come trot come crawl down the canal bank would be more accurate.