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Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 11:31 AM BST

The Chipseminator!

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Breeding himself a set of deformed, lame, dumb and mentally backwards spawn. For not even the desirable qualities of the good ladies of this website are powerful enough to outweigh chipolata's confused and largely idle sperm.

Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 11:36 AM BST

I fertlize ladies ovaries by thought alone!

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fertilise*

Quote: PhQnix @ July 16 2009, 1:40 PM BST

My school had all it's houses named after school history. Very, very disappointing to the Harry Potter generation who expected more from the house system.

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I'd never heard of 'houses' until I started reading Harry Potter books.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 16 2009, 6:11 PM BST

Robyn has a dead laptop

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I hope you're all better now.

Quote: PhQnix @ July 16 2009, 6:18 PM BST

I <3 the mouses in our house, just don't tell my mum!

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You weird.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 2:18 AM BST

What are/why do you have dealer's plates in the US? (This was the only thing in Fargo which didn't make sense to me.)

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You never seen them here?

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 3:02 AM BST

Is that so other lorry drivers know not to murder them?

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No, that's prostitutes!

Quote: chipolata @ July 17 2009, 10:37 AM BST

Chipolata's off to a meeting at a stately home.

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Thought you worked in a stately home...?

One day I will have my own. And not just through my membership of the National Trust.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 17 2009, 1:38 PM BST

She is glad, however, that we're bowling and it's 22-2 at Lords!

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Do you really understand cricket?

Quote: Robert D @ July 17 2009, 7:54 PM BST

Screaming?

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Elliot made her cum.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 17 2009, 10:19 PM BST

It was actaully a scary moment cause the ushers checked the bag of the girl in front of me but they let me and my mate in. I must have an innocent face!

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Checking bags? Is this a regular occurence?

Quote: Aaron @ July 18 2009, 10:50 PM BST

Checking bags? Is this a regular occurence?

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Mainly with very big films but not always, it depends on the cinema. The trick is to keep the bag smallish, and buy a drink then they don't think to check you.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 18 2009, 10:53 PM BST

Mainly with very big films but not always, it depends on the cinema. The trick is to keep the bag smallish, and buy a drink then they don't think to check you.

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This is how the Nazi party started.

It's because a MASSIVE chunk of cinema profits are from the sales of snacks. Because of that, they view you bringing in your own food a bit like bringing in a McDonald's into a KFC to eat.

Quote: Griff @ July 17 2009, 11:31 PM BST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-515585/Postman-thrown-cinema-buying-cheaper-sweets-elsewhere.html

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Think I remember reading about that before. Good on him, particularly those leaflets! Ace.

On another note, I went to the cinema today, taking in sweeties, and had no problems, and no sign of anyone who even might sometimes check for other sweets.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 18 2009, 10:53 PM BST

Mainly with very big films but not always, it depends on the cinema. The trick is to keep the bag smallish, and buy a drink then they don't think to check you.

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Iiiiiiiiinteresting.

Well, it was a Cineworld I went to (same as the article), and the new Harry Potter. Doesn't get much bigger than that - and on the opening weekend Saturday lunchtime!

Although I did buy the largest bag of popcorn too...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 18 2009, 10:54 PM BST

It's because a MASSIVE chunk of cinema profits are from the sales of snacks. Because of that, they view you bringing in your own food a bit like bringing in a McDonald's into a KFC to eat.

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I take McDonald's into Burger King.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 18 2009, 10:54 PM BST

It's because a MASSIVE chunk of cinema profits are from the sales of snacks. Because of that, they view you bringing in your own food a bit like bringing in a McDonald's into a KFC to eat.

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Correct.

Very little money is made on the films themselves.

Quote: Aaron @ July 18 2009, 10:57 PM BST

On another note, I went to the cinema today, taking in sweeties, and had no problems, and no sign of anyone who even might sometimes check for other sweets.

Iiiiiiiiinteresting.

Well, it was a Cineworld I went to (same as the article), and the new Harry Potter. Doesn't get much bigger than that - and on the opening weekend Saturday lunchtime!

Although I did buy the largest bag of popcorn too...

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They are also more likely to check guys with bags so give your stuff to your missus. As I said it depends on the cinema and it doesn't happen all the time. Londoners must be more trusting. We have a lot of little ones that aren't parts of massive chains so I guess they need that snack money more!

Quote: Aaron @ July 18 2009, 10:57 PM BST

I take McDonald's into Burger King.

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I would, only to show them what a burger and fries actually look like. Look, it's actually WARM!!!!

Quote: Seefacts @ July 18 2009, 10:58 PM BST

Correct.

Very little money is made on the films themselves.

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My ex flatmate and another ex flatmates boyfriend worked in this cinema and they were allowed two free tickets a month which they rarely used because they saw most of the films anyway but they told me that they were not allowed to use their free tickets for Harry Potter and couldn't sit at the back and watch for free when working ether because Warner Bros have these contracts which prevents it with the major cinema chains or something.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 18 2009, 11:04 PM BST

They are also more likely to check guys with bags so give your stuff to your missus.

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I did have a large Primark bag... Although I may have been carrying the popcorn and sorting out the tickets, with zooo holding that, now I think of it.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 18 2009, 11:04 PM BST

Londoners must be more trusting. We have a lot of little ones that aren't parts of massive chains so I guess they need that snack money more!

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Well this was in Yeovil... Perhaps they could tell I'm from civilisation.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 18 2009, 11:04 PM BST

I would, only to show them what a burger and fries actually look like. Look, it's actually WARM!!!!

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And not crunchy.

Leevil was just wonderin' what the first porn site was.

I'm guessing sex.com?

Surely Porn.com?

dicks.com

We have a sporting goods store called Dick's here and you can guess how many times the unsuspecting web surfer has stumbled upon quite a surprise...I've set up my mom, dad, sister, and bible thumping former neighbors. That was a hoot!