The Steve Martin one! 
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Famous and infamous quotes... Page 3
"The night is always darkest just before it goes totally black."
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith
Always liked this one.
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Gonzo: One leg, Jim, count'em, one.
Muppet Treasure Island
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Gonzo: One leg, Jim, count'em, one.Muppet Treasure Island
Or..."Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim..."
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 18 2009, 5:21 PM BSTOr..."Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim..."
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Benjamina Gunn: You left me standing at the altar.
Captain Abraham Smollett: I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet.
Benjamina Gunn: You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet.
Quote: roscoff @ July 18 2009, 5:24 PM BSTor
Benjamina Gunn: You left me standing at the altar.
Captain Abraham Smollett: I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet.
Benjamina Gunn: You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet.
This gets a weekly viewing at my house. I'm usually the one to suggest it...
Tis brilliant Jim Lad 
As long as there are Muppet movies, certain actors will always have work...
I love The Muppet Christmas Carol! 
"Light the lamp, not the rat; light the lamp not the rat!!!" 
"No cheeses for us meeces."
That's for Aaron!
Kermit: Your finger hired the crew?
Fozzie: No, that's silly. The man who *lives* in my finger hired the crew; Mr. Bimbo.
Groucho Marx:
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it"
"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."
Fozziwig: Here is my Christmas speech. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas."
Jacob Marley: That was the speech?
Robert Marley: It was dumb.
Jacob Marley: It was obvious.
Robert Marley: It was pointless.
Jacob Marley: It was... short.
Robert Marley, Jacob Marley: I loved it.
HAL: "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
People often ask me; what's the difference between erotic and kinky? Well, erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken. - Frankie Howerd.