Anyone (usually middle-aged men) who, when they are offered sugar with their tea or coffee, reply "No thanks, I'm sweet enough"...
Every time I hear this, I want to bury them up to the neck in liquified pig shit and beat them around the face with a large whiffy fish.
My most favourite t-shirt of mine was my Father Ted shirt that said "Drink and Feck and Arse and Girls" on the front and "Nuns, Nuns, Reverse, Reverse!" on the back. Wore that to church once by mistake...lots of laughs...
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 18 2009, 3:54 PM BSTAnyone (usually middle-aged men) who, when they are offered sugar with their tea or coffee, reply "No thanks, I'm sweet enough"...
Every time I hear this, I want to bury them up to the neck in liquified pig shit and beat them around the face with a large whiffy fish.
During my very brief foray into waitressing, I was once propositioned by a dirty old man to "meet him out behind the restaurant in 15 minutes wearing nothing but this spoon."
Went home, told my friend, and she said he's lifted it from the Tom Hanks sitcom Bosom Buddies. Did my research, sure enough, she was right...
That is my most favourite letch to this day and the one that I've set as a standard to measure all others against... 
'In my chosen profession as an educator'. Now that f**king irritates me. You're a teacher you twat! And other such up your arse comments.
Quote: Balf @ July 18 2009, 3:52 PM BSTI had the 'Lets Get Out There And Twat It!' one when I were a lad. And I was PROUD dammit!
With the pic of Lister? 
On quoting off the telly, apposite quotes from classic sitcoms is fine, parrotting the latest catchphrases is probably not.
On the whole I dislike cool people more than I dislike whacky ones. It is odd how everyone wants people to admire us for being cool, when in reality everyone thinks cool people are wankers.
I find people impossible to like until I have worked out what it is about them that is absurd; but then there is always something, so I tend to look on just about everyone affectionate amusement. The problems start when I forget to look at myself in the same way.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 18 2009, 4:56 PM BSTWith the pic of Lister?
Classic piece of memorabilia, that. Wish I still had it.
Quote: Balf @ July 18 2009, 11:56 AM BSTAm I wacky now? I'm currently in a situation where I'm being lambasted for not going on nights out at work. Ive been on them in the past and always end up the same way. Everyone getting too drunk, someone will say something to someone who'll take it the wrong way, there will be bitterness all over, and all they talk about on Monday was how pissed they were on Saturday. Call me crazy, but that just does not hold any appeal for me anymore.
I still enjoy getting pissed with my work colleagues, whose company I enjoy and who often reduce me to fits of laughter; it is the hangovers I find increasingly tiresome.
Quote: Balf @ July 18 2009, 5:54 PM BSTClassic piece of memorabilia, that. Wish I still had it.
