Hi all!
I was going to post this in the 'Racism in Comedy' thread but it would take up too much room, plus, it would look like an attempted hijack!
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 11:21 PM BSTI've heard about internet men like you. Bet you want me to come round so you can tie me up, kill me and start eating my penis? Then chop me up and put me in the freezer for 6 months, until you've finally finished the penis and want some balls.
Don't you?
I bet you do.
You do, don't you? That's what you'd like. Isn't it?
Yeah? Am I right?
Nice bit of dialogue there, Tim. Nice ring to it - hope you don't mind me using it to knock this off!
EXT. PUBLIC PARK . DAY
NIGEL IS SITTING NERVOUSLY ON PARK BENCH PRETENDING TO READ A NEWS PAPER, HE LOOKS OVER THE TOP OF IT SURREPTITIOUSLY. HE SEES SCOTT APPROACHING. SCOTT SITS BESIDE HIM AND SHAKES NIGELS HAND.
SCOTT:
Hi, you must be Nigel.
NIGEL:
Yes. Hi.
SCOTT:
I'm Scott from Glad2BGay dot com. We chatted.
NIGEL:
It's the first time I've actually met someone from the site.
SCOTT:
I do it all the time.
NIGEL:
I've heard about internet men like you.
SCOTT:
What do you mean?
NIGEL:
Bet you want me to come round so you can tie me up, kill me and start eating my penis?
SCOTT:
(TOTALLY SHOCKED)
Of course not! Actually ---
NIGEL:
--- Then chop me up and put me in the freezer for 6 months.
SCOTT:
Don't be so ---
NIGEL:
--- until you've finally finished the penis and want some balls.
SCOTT:
Oh come on! You're ---
NIGEL:
Don't you?
SCOTT:
Certainly not!
NIGEL:
I bet you do.
SCOTT:
Absolutely not!
NIGEL:
You do, don't you? That's what you'd like. Isn't it?
SCOTT:
I've had enough of ---
NIGEL:
Yeah? Am I right?
SCOTT:
No. The nearest I get to that is fellatio.
NIGEL:
Fair enough. (TAKES HIS COCK OUT)
SCOTT GOES DOWN ON NIGEL THEN LOOKS UP AT HIM
SCOTT:
--- As an appetizer ---!
SCOTT GOES QUICKLY BACK DOWN ON NIGEL WHO SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN
****** THE END *******
