Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 16 2009, 10:18 PM BSTMy fave - "Help me, help me, I have sparrows in my mind....". Ross Noble.
Grr. Ross Noble annoys me and pleases me in equal measure, the bizarre Geordie scamp.
Famous and infamous quotes... Page 2
Mary "Do you have someone special in your life?"
Blackadder "Well, yes I do, as a matter of fact."
Mary "Who?"
Blackadder "Me."
Mary "No, someone you love and cherish and want to keep safe from all the horror and the hurt?"
Blackadder "Still me, really."
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue Of Liberty'
Woody Allen
"When will science find a cure for a woman's smart mouth?"
Doctor Spaceman, 30 Rock
A Gin and Orange, A Lemon Squash and a Scotch and Water.
'Washing machines live longer with Calgon'
Gore Vidal
Quote: Lee Henman @ July 17 2009, 11:20 AM BSTGrr. Ross Noble annoys me and pleases me in equal measure, the bizarre Geordie scamp.
It's when he goes off on random tangents and doesn't return to the story he was telling for an hour!
I do that...
A couple of my favourite quotes are:
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein
"For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert" - Charles Fort
Quote: Jack Massey @ July 17 2009, 12:59 PM BSTA Gin and Orange, A Lemon Squash and a Scotch and Water.
FT?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 1:09 PM BST'Washing machines live longer with Calgon'
Gore Vidal
And so does Gore Vidal, apparently.
at the Heinlein and Fort quotes.
"He hates these cans!!" Steve Martin in "The Jerk"
One of the best openings to a movie ever.
The Jerk - "I was born a poor black child..."
"You mean I'm gonna stay this colour?"
Steve Martin: "I was over at my girlfriend's house last night, and you know, she has the best pussy....." (Audience groans), "Now that really makes me mad... I was talking about her cat." (Audience laughs), "That cat was the best f**k I've ever had."
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 17 2009, 10:13 PM BSTSteve Martin: "I was over at my girlfriend's house last night, and you know, she has the best pussy....." (Audience groans), "Now that really makes me mad... I was talking about her cat." (Audience laughs), "That cat was the best f**k I've ever had."
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 17 2009, 10:08 PM BST"You mean I'm gonna stay this colour?"
