Quote: Robert D @ July 17 2009, 3:07 AM BSTMore natural than your last one. I prefer it.
Well that was taken in the 1950's Rob!
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 17 2009, 3:08 AM BSTYeah, it's an amalgam of sleezy, scummy, and smarmyy, I guess.
Like it. Plus it perfectly describes me.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 3:10 AM BSTWell that was taken in the 1950's Rob!
I know. I was kidding. 
I'm conscious that this thread has gone wildly off-topic. (As, to be honest, have a couple of others.)
De-camping to the 0200-0700 thread.
*smacks own arse in the absence of moderator to do it for me* >_<
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 3:18 AM BST*smacks own arse in the absence of moderator to do it for me* >_<
Who would normally do it? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 2:00 AM BSTLeevil can have my pre-mortem winky-wanky-woo, which is kept pickled in a jam jar, second draw down on the left of my writing desk.
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First person in the office called in sick today with Swine Flu!
I'm hoping this will help me get rid of some annoying family members with underlying medical conditions.
Oh Chip! I shouldn't laugh!
Quote: chipolata @ July 17 2009, 10:05 AM BSTI'm hoping this will help me get rid of some annoying family members with underlying medical conditions.
Couldn't we just give the 456 some chavvy babies in exchange for a cure?
Quote: Griff @ July 17 2009, 2:48 PM BSTIt'll be interesting to see which of us on the BSG survive.
On one hand we are better protected than the average Briton, because we never go outside; on the other, we are all feeble TV-watching spavs who never do any exercise and live on crisps, so our immune systems are rubbish.
Statistically, about 1000 BSGers should get swine flu (taking a mid-range prediction of 20% of the population) and if 0.2% of those die (again, an average of the predictions), that'll be 2 of us.
Based purely on the scientific approach of randomly picking names from the Active Threads page, I predict certain death for Tim Walker and R.J.
Glad I escaped that one!
Yay!
I'm mean, noooooo!
Griff you take a germ filled train to work each day,that's like playing Russian roulette with a bazooka.
Quote: sootyj @ July 17 2009, 2:50 PM BSTGriff you take a germ filled train to work each day,that's like playing Russian roulette with a bazooka.
Quote: Griff @ July 17 2009, 2:51 PM BSTWe don't have nasty things like germs and bacteria in Oxfordshire.
Village wise man daubed you with holy cattle dung?