If you need someone to weep unconsolably and drape themselves over the coffin, I'll make the trip. Got nothing else going on...
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Well, you'll have to compete with Chip and Seefacts for coffin-draping room, but that would be much appreciated. If you could put it around at my wake how well-endowed I was then I'll even pay for the flights.
Just might take you up on that...
Should make for an interesting trip through customs: "Well, I am going to England to talk up my dead friend at his funeral...I have to be in the country long enough to make sure that he dies a sexual legend."
Cool! Now all I have to do is contract fatal swine flu. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 17 2009, 2:42 AM BSTI have to be in the country long enough to make sure that he dies a sexual legend."
Ye-s... er... better apply for a long-term visa. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 2:44 AM BSTYe-s... er... better apply for a long-term visa.
How about permanant? 
Hey, if I could move there tomorrow, I would. I have no family ties to speak of. Well, scratch that, I have tons of family here, but none that I'd miss. I'm technically an internet psycho's dream.
Well, I'll have to go and ask Mother...
*dresses up as own mother*
"Internet psycho's dream"
I like that phrase. Dunno why.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 3:00 AM BST
Well, I'll have to go and ask Mother...
*dresses up as own mother*
But when the phrase leads to such... disturbing events taking place it suddenly loses it's appeal. 
"No, Mother, he meant it as a joke. No, Mother, please don't make me do that... Alright, Mother."
*goes to kitchen drawer and takes out knife*
Yeah, fine line between funny and skeevy.
Nice pic Tim.
"Skeevy"?
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 17 2009, 3:04 AM BSTYeah, fine line between funny and skeevy.
What line? I've never seen a line! 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 17 2009, 3:04 AM BSTNice pic Tim.
Thanks. Though I appear somewhat stretched due to the internet squishing me.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 3:06 AM BSTThanks. Though I appear somewhat stretched due to the internet squishing me.
More natural than your last one. I prefer it.
Yeah, it's an amalgam of sleezy, scummy, and smarmyy, I guess. I amaze my friends with my vocabulary.