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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 16 2009, 7:39 PM BST

Yeah, that's general protocol.

One thing I agree with in this country. One good move from the clowns that run the country.

One more post and I've hit 1000! Yay

Needs to be special!

Thought I'd crack it with an 'alright joke'.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 16 2009, 7:32 PM BST

House guest. :( 'Our' cat is just kind of sniffing about.

That's a good name for a cat: "Sniffing about"
or "Sniffin" for short.

:D :P ;) Laughing out loud

My friends had a pet rat named Sniffy.

Just left work and decided to have a beer and burger at my favourite burger joint.

Quote: DaButt @ July 16 2009, 10:11 PM BST

Just left work and decided to have a beer and burger at my favourite burger joint.

Now how are the burgers at Whattaburger? My horrid sister loves them...

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 16 2009, 10:18 PM BST

Now how are the burgers at Whattaburger? My horrid sister loves them...

Not bad for a chain. I'm at a local chain called Chester's. It's my fave because they have a good beer selection. I began with a Lagunitas IPA and now I'm enjoying an Old Speckled Hen.

Quote: DaButt @ July 16 2009, 11:04 PM BST

Not bad for a chain. I'm at a local chain called Chester's. It's my gave because they have a good beer selection. I began with a Lagunitas IPA and now I'm enjoying an Old Speckled Hen.

What's Old Speckled Hen like?
(love the name)

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 16 2009, 11:06 PM BST

What's Old Speckled Hen like?
(love the name)

It's tasty. Thanks, Brits!

I'll have to look for it, although up here we have American beer and then Canadian. How's the new ride?

Waiting for the salesman to pick me up right now. The car wasn't ready last night.

Have a nice ride...

Just made it home with the new car after comedy of errors, the worst of which was finding myself almost home when the salesman called to say he'd forgotten to put a temporary tag on the car. Luckily all the police were busy with a huge, gridlock-inducing wreck that I had to drive past TWICE.

What are/why do you have dealer's plates in the US? (This was the only thing in Fargo which didn't make sense to me.)

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