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To answer the OP, listen to DD, and just wait. It'll make that moment all the more sweet when you finally move in with her and suddenly realise that she's a total nut job who's dragging you and everything you love to Hell.
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Alex write comedy don't B it.

Quote: Alex B Comedy @ July 16 2009, 6:12 PM BST

My question is, what do I do from here? I don't want my friend to forget, but I don't want to pester her and keep reminding her that I like her friend. What to do.....

Find out her email address and then send her a picture of your genitals.

Girls love that sort of thing.

Quote: Alex B Comedy @ July 16 2009, 6:12 PM BST

Hello,

Ok, so before I write my post I just want to say that I have posted a question on Yahoo Answers about this, but got bugger all in the way of decent advice.

I was looking through one of my best friends pictures on facebook the other day, in loads of her pictures was this girl who just looked great in all of the pics. I liked her immediately. I text my friend to ask who the girl was, she text back and told me and asked why, to which I said that I thought the girl looked "very pretty". My friend text me back and said that the girl in question is very nice and also very funny and that I should go out with them when they next go out.

My question is, what do I do from here? I don't want my friend to forget, but I don't want to pester her and keep reminding her that I like her friend. What to do.....

I was in a similar position once. Why do people put Myra Hindleys photo on their profiles?

Quote: Marc P @ July 16 2009, 8:16 PM BST

Alex write comedy don't B it.

Word! Cool

Quote: Marc P @ July 16 2009, 8:16 PM BST

Alex write comedy don't B it.

Don't see anything wrong with what he put. Give it a few days and ask your friend if she's seen the girl you like, perhaps suggest you all going out or something so you can meet her but also have other people there so it doesn't get awkward and too much about the two of you.

And leave the chainsaw in the basement for later, girls like surprises.

Quote: don rushmore @ July 16 2009, 8:24 PM BST

Find out her email address and then send her a picture of your genitals.

Girls love that sort of thing.

*Don searches for Dolly's email address*

Quote: Alex B Comedy @ July 16 2009, 6:31 PM BST

I have urges to murder or rape

Sick f**k.

I agree, Tim! He can't pick and choose! It has to be both - not one or the other. :P

Actually it's all a matter of patience.

You can't have your desert if you haven't had your main course now can you?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 16 2009, 11:56 PM BST

I agree, Tim! He can't pick and choose! It has to be both - not one or the other. :P

His words, not mine. Unimpressed

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 16 2009, 11:56 PM BST

I agree, Tim! He can't pick and choose! It has to be both - not one or the other. :P

Nah, you can rape first and murder second... or if you're really sick you could do it the other way round. :|

It takes different strokes to make a world.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 3:16 AM BST

It takes different strokes to make a world.

But what kind of a world have we made? Eh?

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