Quote: DaButt @ July 16 2009, 7:11 PM BSTDaButt style (machine gun)
If it was real I'd call you a cruel bastard but as it is a cartoon... 
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But he is real and in my house!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 16 2009, 7:28 PM BSTBut he is real and in my house!
He's pooping in your breakfast cereal at this very moment.
Quote: DaButt @ July 16 2009, 7:29 PM BSTHe's pooping in your breakfast cereal at this very moment.
Surely you mean tea, you Americans!
I am confused, Robert.
And 
I just ate cereal.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 16 2009, 7:28 PM BSTBut he is real and in my house!
Alright. Pet or house guest? I just leave the window open and borrow 2A's cat. That always works - unless of course, the cat jumps out of the window. 
House guest. 
'Our' cat is just kind of sniffing about.
Quote: Robert D @ July 16 2009, 7:30 PM BSTSurely you mean tea, you Americans!
We drink iced tea, not miced tea!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 16 2009, 7:31 PM BST
And
Trust you to be eating cereal at half seven at night. You did that just to prove me wrong, didn't you.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 16 2009, 7:32 PM BSTHouse guest.
Useless cats, 99% of them.
Quote: DaButt @ July 16 2009, 7:32 PM BSTWe drink iced tea, not miced tea!
I am now on the same wavelength so I take it all back. 
Quote: Robert D @ July 16 2009, 7:33 PM BSTTrust you to be eating cereal at half seven at night. You did that just to prove me wrong, didn't you.
I'm not very well, so dry cereal, soup and toast for me all day.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 16 2009, 7:34 PM BSTI'm not very well, so dry cereal, soup and toast for me all day.
Not swine flu... is it? 
I hope not, and think not.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 16 2009, 7:35 PM BSTI hope not, and think not.
That's good. The whole of sodding Blackpool is going down with it so I doubt I have long left.
Quote: Robert D @ July 16 2009, 7:35 PM BSTNot swine flu... is it?
They are not allowing anyone in with cold or flu at my doctors and they are telling people to use NHS direct or the hospitals instead!
My friend down the road has it, or suspects she does, so I'm just hoping I don't.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 16 2009, 7:38 PM BSTThey are not allowing anyone in with cold or flu at my doctors and they are telling people to use NHS direct or the hospitals instead!
Yeah, that's general protocol.