STRIKER KENNY DAVIES & GOALKEEPER RONNIE WRIGHT ARE HAVING A POST MATCH CHAT IN THE PLAYERS LOUNGE
Kenny: You alright Ron ?
Ron: I've really blown it this time mate. The Gaffer wants to see me.
Kenny: Don't worry mate, anyone could see that you wasn't to blame for the goals.
Ron: You reckon?
Kenny: Definitely! The first goal was a deflection, that was just bad luck.
Ron: I suppose so.
Kenny: The second one was a penalty, not a lot you coulda done about that.
Ron: The odds are always against the keeper from the spot.
Kenny: Exactly, and the third goal..
Ron: Free kick.
Kenny: Not your fault. And as for the fourth goal..?
Ron: My mobile rang.
Kenny: Even with a phone in one hand you still got your fingertips to the shot.
Ron: What about the Fifth goal ?
Kenny: Yeah well that one was your fault. But the next two goals were screamers, no goalie would have saved either of them, not even umm whatsisname ...
Ron: Robinson ? Shilton ?
Kenny: That's the fella. Even Robinson Shilton in his prime would have struggled with shots like them.
Ron: I know you're trying to help mate, but at the end of the day, I'm the Goalkeeper and the other team scored seven goals.
Kenny: Eight goals!
Ron: What?
Kenny: They scored eight goals mate.
Ron: Don't give me that ! I think I know how many goals they scored. I always use a clicker to keep tally.
SHOWS THE CLICKER TO KENNY
Kenny: It was right at the end. I think you were walking off at the time, maybe you thought the game was over when the ref blew his whistle for that offside.
Ron: I don't believe it, I'm absolutely hopeless. The boss is right.
Kenny: Hey, hey come on mate, it doesn't matter what the Boss says or what the fans or most of your teammates say.
Ron: Why what have they...?
Kenny: Just ignore em Ronnie. You are the best damn goalie this club has ever had.
Ron: It's alright for you Kenny, you were man of the match. I can't believe you scored a double hat-trick and we still lost, thanks to me.
Kenny: You were the man of the match as far as I'm concerned, not me. Yes they may have scored eight goals, but if It hadn't been for you they could have scored 9 or 10.
Ron: I know you're trying to help but..
Kenny: Listen Ron, in this league It's very difficult to get Goalkeepers of any calibre let alone you.
Ron: That means a lot to me.
Kenny: Here you go, I think you deserve this.
OFFERS RONNIE THE BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE
Ron: Don't be stupid, that's yours Kenny, you earnt it.
Kenny: Take it.
Ron: (SMILING) Well, If you're sure. Cheers mate.
RONNIE GRABS BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE, FUMBLES IT, LOSES CONTROL AND DROPS IT ON THE FLOOR SMASHING IT TO PIECES
Kenny:Anyway...Good luck with the Gaffer.
PATS RON ON THE SHOULDER WITH A SLIGHT EMBARASSED GRIMACE AND WALKS AWAY HURRIEDLY
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