Best fictional detectives? Page 6

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2009, 10:56 AM BST

You sir have never seen the show! She's in a classic war of wits with the evil Swiper, who swipes stuff.

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You're right there. Apesadumbrado.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 16 2009, 11:00 AM BST

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Was about to post him. >_<

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 16 2009, 11:01 AM BST

Was about to post him. >_<

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You snooze, you lose!

He's just a pervert who likes beating up other perverts.
Supes is secretly deeply ashamed of him.

"Batman's a scentist".

Quote: David Bussell @ July 16 2009, 11:03 AM BST

"Batman's a scentist".

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What's a scentist? Is he smell prejudiced?

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2009, 11:03 AM BST

Supes is secretly gay

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Agreed, but I don't think it's a secret.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 16 2009, 11:10 AM BST

I mastrubate over Sharky and George, but I don't think it's a secret.

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I do though.

Shit who doesn't?

Does anyone remember the short lived 70s BBC kids detective series.

"The Joey Deacon murder mysteries?"
Ernie got to drive the van.

Inspector Monkfish.

No-one's mentioned one of the best ever screen detectives, Jake Gittes from Chinatown.

On a more humourous note, Douglas Adam's holistically-minded creation Dirk Gently.

At the other end of the scale, Inspector Clouseau.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 16 2009, 11:47 AM BST

At the other end of the scale, Inspector Clouseau.

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Class.

Unless we're talking Alan Arkin or Steve Martin.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 16 2009, 11:00 AM BST

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I think you'll find Batman is a real person.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 16 2009, 11:51 AM BST

Unless we're talking Alan Arkin or Steve Martin.

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Who?

Good good.