Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 15 2009, 8:15 PM BST
He should send me different texts than those he sends to Twitter then.
Touché!
Growing Old Together? Page 8
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 15 2009, 8:18 PM BSTI made a little rough kid take his coke can to the bin the other day. The little git kept trying to put it down on the ground when I wasn't looking, but I made sure he put it in the bin.
I'm scary like that.
Some men will pay good money for that degree of discipline.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 15 2009, 8:21 PM BSTSome men will pay good money for that degree of discipline.
Funny you should say that.
I've been offered slave services by strangers on a number of occasions. Partly the sterness, partly the boots....
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 15 2009, 8:20 PM BSTI find absolutely nothing erotic about watching two strangers having sex in a car park. So whilst I'm mastubating through the rear window I always think of couples I know instead.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 15 2009, 8:22 PM BSTFunny you should say that.
I've been offered slave services by strangers on a number of occasions. Partly the sterness, partly the boots....
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 15 2009, 8:22 PM BSTpartly the boots....
Mmmmm boots...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 15 2009, 8:22 PM BSTI've been offered slave services by strangers on a number of occasions. Partly the sterness, partly the boots....
...partly the enormous strap-on, partly the high-capacity bladder...
I've told this before but I'll tell it again, especially as people seems to love the stories about my crazy Dad. This girl tried to show off by standing in the way of my Dad on his mobility scooter and tried to stare him down and make him stop. Instead he sped up and got her foot. As she hopped away in pain, he shouted "Next time it will be your f**king head".
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 15 2009, 8:27 PM BSTI've told this before but I'll tell it again, especially as people seems to love the stories about my crazy Dad. This girl tried to show off by standing in the way of my Dad on his mobility scooter and tried to stare him down and make him stop. Instead he sped up and got her foot. As she hopped away in my, he shouted "Next time it will be your f**king head".
I am adopted.
I have to be!
!
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 15 2009, 8:25 PM BST...partly the enormous strap-on, partly the high-capacity bladder...
Yeah, then I punched him and kicked him in the bollocks.
He f**king loved it and we've been happily married for the past 17 years.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 15 2009, 8:27 PM BSTI've told this before but I'll tell it again, especially as people seems to love the stories about my crazy Dad. This girl tried to show off by standing in the way of my Dad on his mobility scooter and tried to stare him down and make him stop. Instead he sped up and got her foot. As she hopped away in pain, he shouted "Next time it will be your f**king head".
Your dad is nice. Mine would have run over her head. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 15 2009, 8:22 PM BSTFunny you should say that.
I've been offered slave services by strangers on a number of occasions. Partly the sterness, partly the boots....
You know your skirt is too short when the guy next to you at the bar asks for a price.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 15 2009, 8:31 PM BSTYour dad is nice. Mine would have run over her head.
Oh that was him on a good day. You should have seen him when Paddy Ashdown visited the town.....
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 15 2009, 8:35 PM BSTOh that was him on a good day. You should have seen him when Paddy Ashdown visited the town.....
What did he do to Paddy Pantsdown?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 15 2009, 8:37 PM BST
Gave him a traditional welcome - A face full of gob and some colourful language.