Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2009, 4:56 PM BSTI'm in a really bad mood.
What's happened? You seemed so chipper earlier with all your filth talk?
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Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2009, 5:03 PM BSTWhat's happened? You seemed so chipper earlier with all your filth talk?
Yeh, wassup?
Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2009, 5:02 PM BSTDid you sneeze and your uterus fell out?
>_<
Moodswings? You're not doing much to sway the Ellie is pregnant rumours.
Quote: zooo @ July 15 2009, 5:06 PM BSTMoodswings? You're not doing much to sway the Ellie is pregnant rumours.
Why would I want to sway them, I was there at their conception...the rumours, that is. 
You silly. The way you were doing it renders pregnancy an impossibilty.
Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2009, 5:03 PM BSTWhat's happened? You seemed so chipper earlier with all your filth talk?
Just work... any way ... off now to buy my 10 year old brother a birthday present.
Quote: zooo @ July 15 2009, 5:13 PM BSTYou silly. The way you were doing it renders pregnancy an impossibilty.
Don't knock the Belly Button Method!
Is that where you cock gets mistaken for an outy?
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 15 2009, 5:20 PM BSTIs that where you cock gets mistaken for an outy?
Robyn just got home having helped a lady carry a buggy down the steps, having had a man on the tube ask if she knew where she was going while smiling a lot, and having bought a dress.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 15 2009, 6:51 PM BSTRobyn just got home having helped a lady carry a buggy down the steps, having had a man on the tube ask if she knew where she was going while smiling a lot, and having bought a dress.
So you DID go out! Where'd you end up? 
I went to Oxford Street and met my mum on the way back from uni.
Robyn is wondering whether to feel sleighted that Elliot sent the same text to her as he did to Twitter. 
Is she ... lecturer? Cleaner? Erm ... mature student? Visiting yours ahead of September?
Please tell me you went to Primark.
I didn't! And she's doing a unit for her Master's degree.