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Quote: Ben @ July 15 2009, 3:43 PM BST

They say a man's peak is from his teens up to early 20s. A woman reaches her peak later. I don't know how truthful that is, but I know I don't need sex as often as I did.

No I concur. But strangely not the case with masturbation. Sex is good, but you can't beat the real thing. Cool

Apparently, beating is the way to go. ;)

Quote: Ben @ July 15 2009, 3:43 PM BST

They say a man's peak is from his teens up to early 20s. A woman reaches her peak later. I don't know how truthful that is, but I know I don't need sex as often as I did.

At least us men have the decency to reach our sexual peak when we're still attractive. When women reach it they're...

...old enough to buy a decent vibrator.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2009, 3:50 PM BST

...old enough to buy a decent vibrator.

You're on fire today, Ellie!

Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2009, 3:51 PM BST

You're on fire today, Ellie!

Bush fire?

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 15 2009, 3:56 PM BST

Bush fire?

I like to imagine Ellie bush-less, if you, erm, catch my drift? Whistling nnocently

Well, she would be now anyway.

I asked her if talking about her vag was a hairy topic. She said it wasn't ;)

It's a slippery slope.

Quote: Robert D @ July 15 2009, 4:02 AM BST

Well. Have you done anything really naughty?

The best I can offer to this thread is accidently breaking a window at school. I was (as you do in year 6) throwing stones on the roof with a mate when I sort of... missed. So I came up with a really good plan... we ran and hid in the toilets. But we got found out. :(

I bullshitted by way out of it though. Can't remember how though, twas years ago. :)

That is so so tame. Still you've got plenty of time to catch up. I've made it one of my missions in life to try a few naughty things. Outdoor sex-tick. Sex with more than one girl-tick. And there are a few other experiences which I've had but even I'm getting bored
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Quote: Nil Putters @ July 15 2009, 4:02 PM BST

It's a slippery soap.

:O

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 15 2009, 4:02 PM BST

It's a slippery slope.

And we should probably all mound our own business.

Quote: roscoff @ July 15 2009, 4:05 PM BST

:O

:D

Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2009, 4:07 PM BST

And we should probably all mound our own business.

Yes, loose lips 'n' all that. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Leevil @ July 15 2009, 3:59 PM BST

I asked her if talking about her vag was a hairy topic. She said it wasn't ;)

:D Monthly wax!

I am an awful prankster. It's very bad but I am a whore for a laugh.

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