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Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2009, 3:27 PM BST

Ummm I don't see him every day but on days we're together 3 or 4 I guess.

3 or 4 a day? After a year? God, I couldn't be bothered. Have you not got a colour telly?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 15 2009, 3:30 PM BST

*...he said, casually moving his hand towards his zip...*

Laughing out loud

Quote: Ben @ July 15 2009, 3:30 PM BST

I've had sex, but not for about 8 years.

The dry spell will pass eventually.

Quote: Ben @ July 15 2009, 3:30 PM BST

I was at it in a park with my bird and a man walked past with his dog. He acted as though nothing had happened.

He was right.

Quote: Ben @ July 15 2009, 3:30 PM BST

I was at it in a park with my bird and a man walked past with his dog. He acted as though nothing had happened.

Stay away from my duck pond!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2009, 3:04 PM BST

I have a high Sussex drive...

Does that lead to your house on the cliffside near Brighton?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 15 2009, 3:32 PM BST

Stay away from my duck pond!

Only if you goose me.

Quote: Chappers @ July 15 2009, 3:33 PM BST

Does that lead to your house on the cliffside near Brighton?

I'll never forget the day I walked past David Chapman on Brighton pier.

Quote: Rob H @ July 15 2009, 3:31 PM BST

3 or 4 a day? After a year? God, I couldn't be bothered. Have you not got a colour telly?

Like I said, high sex drive.

Quote: Ben @ July 15 2009, 3:34 PM BST

I'll never forget the day I walked past David Chapman on Brighton pier.

And didn't say a word. Oh well - I don't blame you really.

Quote: Chappers @ July 15 2009, 3:36 PM BST

And didn't say a word. Oh well - I don't blame you really.

I was momentarily shocked by seeing you in the company of a woman.

Mind you, you probably could have said the same about me.

I've tried to have sex outside before - but I always come before I get there. :(

Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2009, 3:35 PM BST

Like I said, high sex drive.

I had one in my early twenties. Now I have a high leave-me-alone-I'm-trying-to-read drive.

I like that this thread didn't take off for ages, then suddenly...it's taken off!

Ellie has single handedly spawned two and a half pages of it.

Us men are soooooo stupid. :)

Quote: Rob H @ July 15 2009, 3:40 PM BST

I had one in my early twenties. Now I have a high leave-me-alone-I'm-trying-to-read drive.

They say a man's peak is from his teens up to early 20s. A woman reaches her peak later. I don't know how truthful that is, but I know I don't need sex as often as I did.

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