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Quote: Bad dog @ July 15 2009, 3:14 PM BST

You ought to have that in your signature area!
Smarmy

Filth!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 15 2009, 3:10 PM BST

Phwooooaaarrr!

It's not so good. I think my boyfriend thought it was great to start with... but it tires him out now.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2009, 3:19 PM BST

It's not so good. I think my boyfriend thought it was great to start with... but it tires him out now.

You need three or four on the go at the same time.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2009, 3:19 PM BST

It's not so good. I think my boyfriend thought it was great to start with... but it tires him out now.

Ah, these elderly millionaires, what can you do.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2009, 3:19 PM BST

It's not so good. I think my boyfriend thought it was great to start with... but it tires him out now.

Probably just gets bored....

No, no, no, only joking, please don't injure me!

Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2009, 3:20 PM BST

You need three or four on the go at the same time.

Ah yes, you can't beat the old 'fours up' can you?

Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2009, 3:19 PM BST

It's not so good. I think my boyfriend thought it was great to start with... but it tires him out now.

Like, how many times a day?
Huh?

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2009, 3:22 PM BST

Like, how many times a day?
Huh?

Once. He's got ME.

Why are YOU shagging him...?

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2009, 3:22 PM BST

Like, how many times a day?
Huh?

Ummm I don't see him every day but on days we're together 3 or 4 I guess.

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2009, 3:26 PM BST

Why are YOU shagging him...?

Brilliant! I see exactly what you did there!

*ho hum*

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2009, 3:26 PM BST

Why are YOU shagging him...?

Indeed!

Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2009, 3:20 PM BST

You need three or four on the go at the same time.

Three please... 4 is just greedy... and painful!

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2009, 3:26 PM BST

Why are YOU shagging him...?

How many times do you and Aaron do it a day? Smarmy

Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2009, 3:29 PM BST

How many times do you and Aaron do it a day? Smarmy

*...he said, casually moving his hand towards his zip...*

I stole a capo off a rather crap band. I smashed a window when drunk. I've done class A drugs once and I think that's about it.

I've had sex outside several times, but not for about 8 years. I got caught once as well. I was at it in a park with my bird and a man walked past with his dog. He acted as though nothing had happened.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 15 2009, 3:30 PM BST

*...he said, casually moving his hand towards his zip...*

I don't have to move it, it's always down there on standby!

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