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How far do you live from where you were born? Page 11

If you look at it from the perspective of the eleventh dimension, we all live less than a trillionth of a millimetre from where we were born. Anywhere else too. It's a small world. Literally.

Quote: SlagA @ July 15 2009, 10:08 AM BST

the eleventh dimension

You made that up!!! :O

And I'm 10.224 miles away from where I was born. Less than a third of a mile a year. :(

It'd be really cool to try and die in the exact same room you were born in.

Quote: Rob H @ July 15 2009, 10:10 AM BST

You made that up!!! :O

Nope and I erred on the side of caution. :)

Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2009, 10:17 AM BST

It'd be really cool to try and die in the exact same room you were born in.

Unless you were being born at the time, that is.

Quote: SlagA @ July 15 2009, 10:22 AM BST

Nope and I erred on the side of caution. :)

Unless you were being born, that is?

Conservative to a fault, that's you. :)

Quote: SlagA @ July 15 2009, 10:22 AM BST

Unless you were being born, that is?

:)

(I hadn't thought of that. But I don't really count babies dying as proper death since they're not proper people yet).

Quote: Rob H @ July 15 2009, 10:22 AM BST

Conservative to a fault, that's you. :)

I'm that transparent, eh?

Laughing out loud @ Chip

Quote: SlagA @ July 15 2009, 10:23 AM BST

I'm that transparent, eh? :)

Clearly... Pleased

Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2009, 10:17 AM BST

It'd be really cool to try and die in the exact same room you were born in.

That's impossible for me... my hospital is no more. :(

Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2009, 10:27 AM BST

That's impossible for me... my hospital is no more. :(

So where are they going to put the blue plaque commemorating your life? Huh?

Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2009, 10:27 AM BST

That's impossible for me... my hospital is no more. :(

How long after you were born before they closed the place down, EJP? :P

I've kept the test tube I was born in. But I can't fit into it. Maybe a Moulinex blender is needed?

Quote: SlagA @ July 15 2009, 10:30 AM BST

How long after you were born before they closed the place down, EJP? :P

About a year... something about mutants...

Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2009, 10:29 AM BST

So where are they going to put the blue plaque commemorating your life? Huh?

Probably at work, where I die of boredom!

I was born prematurely and had to go in an incubator for quite a while. It was touch and go whether I'd survive but, fortunately for you lucky BCG bastards, I made it! :P

Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2009, 10:36 AM BST

I was born prematurely and had to go in an incubator for quite a while. It was touch and go whether I'd survive but, fortunately for you lucky BCG bastards, I made it! :P

:D I'm glad!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2009, 10:50 AM BST

:D I'm glad wishing they'd never invented care for premature babies!

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