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I read the news today oh boy! Page 21

Dexter Morgan is their new researcher, apparently.

:D

Quote: Aaron @ July 14 2009, 10:13 PM BST

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8150842.stm :|

That's called using your initiative.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/14/micky-louis-mayon-kkk-mem_n_232102.html

Well that's an orginal place to hide.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/5830080/Hamas-accuses-Israel-of-dumping-aphrodisiac-gum-on-Gaza.html

Well I never it would appear Tom Jones is working for the Mossad,
Sex bomb!

He would have to be a Bristolian...

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Cinema-Marriage-Proposal-Spoof-Daniel-Bedingfield-Pop-Music-Video-Screening-In-Bristol/Article/200907315338473?lpos=UK_News_First_UK_News_Feature_Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15338473_Cinema_Marriage_Proposal%3A_Spoof_Daniel_Bedingfield_Pop_Music_Video_Screening_In_Bristol

Saw that on the local news earlier. What a cock. I doubt it went down to well with the Watershed crowd either. Bit stuffy in there.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090715/twl-oldest-woman-to-give-birth-dies-in-s-b9f3b50.html

"A New Hampshire man says he swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars.

Josh Muszynski (Moo-SIN'-ski) checked his account online a few hours later and saw the 17-digit number – a stunning $23,148,855,308,184,500 (twenty-three quadrillion, one hundred forty-eight trillion, eight hundred fifty-five billion, three hundred eight More..million, one hundred eighty-four thousand, five hundred dollars).

Muszynski says he spent two hours on the phone with Bank of America trying to sort out the string of numbers and the $15 overdraft fee.

The bank corrected the error the next day.

Bank of America tells WMUR-TV only the card issuer, Visa, could answer questions. Visa, in turn, referred questions to the bank."

LOL!

His quotes were almost as funny as the story itelf: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8152278.stm

And :O http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8152984.stm

Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2009, 9:59 PM BST

His quotes were almost as funny as the story itelf:

Haha Laughing out loud

"I thought somebody had bought Europe with my credit card," said Josh Muszynski, from New Hampshire.

Not really news, but news to me. Buzz Aldrin...yes, world-famous astronaut and 2nd man to set foot on the moon - admits on camera that he saw a UFO in space, but said nothing to Houston for fear of the transmission being picked up back on Earth. This isn't some nut - he's a guy who most definitely knows what he's talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlkV1ybBnHI

Flipping heck!

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 16 2009, 2:43 PM BST

This isn't some nut

Yes it is.

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 16 2009, 2:43 PM BST

he's a guy who most definitely knows what he's talking about.

Yes, being a nut.

Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 2:54 PM BST

Yes it is.

Yes, being a nut.

Rolling eyes Eh?

Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 2:54 PM BST

Yes it is.

Yes, being a nut.

:)

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