I think we're going off topic.
Can we get back to talking bollocks
I'll go for Whores Chestnuts.
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Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 6:17 PM BSTIt's eeksome to me and I've got one.
Don't talk about poor Aaron like that!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 13 2009, 3:22 PM BSTI don't wanna get no ketchup on my dog foo.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 6:20 PM BSTMe too but I only let the Doctor see it.
If that's your only criterium... *puts on glasses and crouches down expectantly*
Quote: Lee Henman @ July 14 2009, 12:06 AM BSTDon't talk about poor Aaron like that!
That joke was there for me too but I was nice enough not to go there! 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 14 2009, 3:22 PM BSTIf that's your only criterium... *puts on glasses and crouches down expectantly*
Fool me once....
Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 3:31 PM BSTMaybe I meant her mouth!
(I didn't though).
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 13 2009, 3:33 PM BSTI always remember watching an advert for washing up powder as a kid and the Mumsy character saying that the detergent got rid of -
Mud - Check
Oil - Check
Grass Stains - Check
Blood - Blood?! What kind of psychotic Manson family lives at their house?Of course, it wasn't until I was older that I realised she was on about periods.
Or, perhaps, cuts, scrapes, nose bleeds...?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 5:26 PM BSTThis might sound a tad homophobic, but my interpretation is that gay men fear the vagina, whereas straight men confront their fear of the vagina and embrace it. Er...
I used to know a gay guy who was most bewildered to learn that vaginal fluid does not, in fact, burn like acid.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 14 2009, 3:22 PM BSTIf that's your only criterium... *puts on glasses and crouches down expectantly*
(criterion*)
Quote: Lee Henman @ July 14 2009, 12:06 AM BSTDon't talk about poor Aaron like that!
No one actually said c**t.
Quote: Aaron @ July 14 2009, 9:58 PM BSTI used to know a gay guy who was most bewildered to learn that vaginal fluid does not, in fact, burn like acid.
Is that why he went gay? I can't think of any other good reason.
That is quite possible, yes!
Quote: Aaron @ July 14 2009, 9:58 PM BST(criterion*)
Oops! On the plus side, I didn't use "criteria", as many would, despite the fact they aren't listing plural examples.