Sootyj's signage business 2.

MAN IS TALKING TO A WOMAN AT A COUNTER.

MAN
I'd like some of your freebies please and lots as I believe they are free!

WOMAN
Are you sure what would a man like you need with our freebues? Come here for your girlfriend that's very sweet of you.

MAN
God know it would be far to dangerous for her. These are purely for my adventures.

WOMAN
What exactly are you going to use them for?

MAN
Oh I like to hammer them into tight crevices with a special hammer, then hang my weight from them.

WOMAN
What you monster! That's so cruel and dangerous.

MAN
Not at all I have lots of rope and I've conquered loads of the ugly bitches.

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MAN IS BEING DRAGGED OUTSIDE BY 2 FEMALE POLICE OFFICERS AS WOMAN CHASES AFTER HITTING HIM WITH A SHOE.
SOOTYJ STANDS OUTSIDE THE SHOP WITH 2 SIGNS
ONE READS "Free Tampons." THE OTHER "Free crampons."

SOOTYJ
Knickers.

I actually found myself laughing at that one! As bizzare as it is.

Not sure why you say knickers at the end though.

Thank you a mild expression like; damn, blast or Minds of Krell.

Quote: bigfella @ July 14 2009, 6:41 PM BST

Not sure why you say knickers at the end though.

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That would be sooty as the sign maker, realizing the mistake he's made.

OK sketch there soots. Not sure I know what a crampon is though> And if it's a stron enough pun to make this joke. But I get the idea, so yeah, good series of short sketches.

Don't mountain climbers use crampons?

A crampon is a thing mountaineers jam into mountains to hang their ropes from so they can climb them.

Any other ideas where Sootyj signage can put up some signs?

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 14 2009, 7:04 PM BST

Don't mountain climbers use crampons?

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The joke is Sootyj put up the Free Crampon as opposed to the Free Tampon sign.

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2009, 7:07 PM BST

The joke is Sootyj put up the Free Crampon as opposed to the Free Tampon sign.

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Yeah I got the joke, it was for Leevil's benefit.

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2009, 7:07 PM BST

A crampon is a thing mountaineers jam into mountains to hang their ropes from so they can climb them.

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Ahhh! Yes, I knew that!

Is IS a joke worthy then

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 14 2009, 7:09 PM BST

Yeah I got the joke, it was for Leevil's benefit.

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<3

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2009, 7:07 PM BST

Any other ideas where Sootyj signage can put up some signs?

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Building Society - Bulging Society

"I'd like to loose a few pounds"

(eyes light up) "Step right this way, Sir!"

I was thinking maybe a psychopath whop jams tampons into his victims goes to the free crampon shop...