Off the Chest

A SERIES OF FAST CLIPS AND A PLAY ON WORDS PAY OFF

CLIPS OF A YOUNG PERSON WALKING PAST SCENES OF RAGING FIRES.
CUT TO THE PERSON ENTERING A CHURCH.
CUT TO THE PERSON ENTERING THE CONFESSIONAL.

PERSON: Bless me father, for I have singed.

CUT TO CLIPS OF SOMEONE GETTING BLITZED IN A BAR.
CUT TO THEM STAGGERING DOWN THE STREET.
CUT TO NEXT DAY ENTERING A CHURCH, HOLDING THEIR HEAD
CUT TO ENTERING THE CONFESSIONAL

PERSON: Bless me father, for I have (BEAT) binged.

CUT TO CLIPS OF SOMEONE KARAOKYING.
CUT TO WALKING DOWN A STREET SINGINGING
CUT TO ENTERING CHURCH
CUT TO CONFESSIONAL

PERSON: Bless me father, for I have (BEAT)singged.

CUT TO PERSON IN RESTAURANT COMPLAINING
CUT TO SAME PERSON IN A SHOP COMPLAINING
CUT TO THEM AT HOME COMPLAINING
CUT TO CHURCH
CUT TO CONFESSIONAL

PERSON: Bless me father, for I have (BEAT) whinged.

I got loads more if anyone thinks this has got kilometerage

Not my cup of tea, but you can have this for free.

CUT TO CLIPS OF A LADY IN BED WITH A MANS HEAD BTWEEN HER THIGHS.
CUT TO MAN WALKING DOWN A STREET TESTING HIS BREATH IN HIS HAND
CUT TO ENTERING CHURCH
CUT TO CONFESSIONAL

PERSON: Bless me father, for I have minged.

Thanks for the c*ntribution.

You can do it, yes you can! --- Brilliant!

Yes please! We want more of this! Having just picked myself up from the floor laughing hysterically, I am absolutely astonished, shocked, amazed, gob-smacked at the sheer comedy genius of this! It is a fantastically joined up oh-so-clever piece of wordplay taking the art of comedy to a whole new level. It's brilliant. Absolutely top-of-the-line, unbeatable humour. I recognise the sheer comedic genius of anyone who repeatedly uses puns to pummel those witless, unfunny, oh-so-cynical pun-dits out there. What we have in the hilarious sketch 'OFF THE CHEST' - is a supreme example of comedy writing at its very best!

This man Stephen Birch is not only a comedy writer, he is a wit machine, a 24/7 joke factory!!

Quote: Joseff @ July 14 2009, 4:08 PM BST

You can do it, yes you can! --- Brilliant!

Yes please! We want more of this! Having just picked myself up from the floor laughing hysterically, I am absolutely astonished, shocked, amazed, gob-smacked at the sheer comedy genius of this! It is a fantastically joined up oh-so-clever piece of wordplay taking the art of comedy to a whole new level. It's brilliant. Absolutely top-of-the-line, unbeatable humour. I recognise the sheer comedic genius of anyone who repeatedly uses puns to pummel those witless, unfunny, oh-so-cynical pun-dits out there. What we have in the hilarious sketch 'OFF THE CHEST' - is a supreme example of comedy writing at its very best!

This man Stephen Birch is not only a comedy writer, he is a wit machine, a 24/7 joke factory!!

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Bless him, Father.
He is unhinged.

It's so bad; it's actually quite funny.

Made me laugh.

Quote: Joseff @ July 14 2009, 4:08 PM BST

You can do it, yes you can! --- Brilliant!

Yes please! We want more of this! Having just picked myself up from the floor laughing hysterically, I am absolutely astonished, shocked, amazed, gob-smacked at the sheer comedy genius of this! It is a fantastically joined up oh-so-clever piece of wordplay taking the art of comedy to a whole new level. It's brilliant. Absolutely top-of-the-line, unbeatable humour. I recognise the sheer comedic genius of anyone who repeatedly uses puns to pummel those witless, unfunny, oh-so-cynical pun-dits out there. What we have in the hilarious sketch 'OFF THE CHEST' - is a supreme example of comedy writing at its very best!

This man Stephen Birch is not only a comedy writer, he is a wit machine, a 24/7 joke factory!!

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.Did you really like it?.

I thank you all for your encouragement. Greatly appreciated. I can now ignore my wife when she calls me a lanky streak of piss. Not that one has anything to do with the other.

Sorry Stephen. This work is not funny.

The original "Forgive me Father, for I have singed" was pretty lame. The additions are weaker still.

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