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I f**king detest circus clowns. We went to an acrobat circus last year (no animals thankfully), and these arsehole clowns came on in their arsehole clown car loaded with bangers so loud that I actually went temporarily deaf in one ear when they went off.
Just about half of all the hundreds of kids there burst into terrified tears as these red nosed c**ts ran around chucking buckets of water about. Then just as the sound of wailing toddlers was abating, the car set off another round of heartstopping bangs which set the kids off crying again. Some were so hysterical their parents had to take them out of the tent. I was that pissed off that I threw half a cold cup of coffee at one of the baggy-trousered twats as they left the arena to the sound of booing and screaming babies.
And afterwards I told the ringmaster his clowns were shit. That's how much I hate clowns.
Lee that's an LOL and a sincere thanks for letting us know it's real parents with kids and stuff and not just misanthropic loners who hate clowns.
Quote: Lee Henman @ July 14 2009, 1:09 PM BSTI f**king detest circus clowns...
*high five*
Quote: Lee Henman @ July 14 2009, 1:09 PM BSTI f**king detest circus clowns. We went to an acrobat circus last year (no animals thankfully), and these arsehole clowns came on in their arsehole clown car loaded with bangers so loud that I actually went temporarily deaf in one ear when they went off.
Just about half of all the hundreds of kids there burst into terrified tears as these red nosed c**ts ran around chucking buckets of water about. Then just as the sound of wailing toddlers was abating, the car set off another round of heartstopping bangs which set the kids off crying again. Some were so hysterical their parents had to take them out of the tent. I was that pissed off that I threw half a cold cup of coffee at one of the baggy-trousered twats as they left the arena to the sound of booing and screaming babies.
And afterwards I told the ringmaster his clowns were shit. That's how much I hate clowns.
They should use that on the poster. 
And yes where is Dan the Man with the Clown Plan?
Jx
I don't like clowns either and didn't as a kid, they used to annoy me so much.
The acceptable face of paedophilia and desperate emotional need.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 14 2009, 1:39 PM BSTThe acceptable face of paedophilia and desperate emotional need.
We know what Griff's like, but what about clowns?
Quote: Leevil @ July 14 2009, 1:40 PM BSTWe know what Griff's like, but what about clowns?
They're OK, I suppose. Not really thought about it.
What was the original question? 
I like Jimmy Stewart as a murderer who goes on the run as a clown in that circus film.
In a way, "clowns" and "clownery" is a dying art form that we should try to hold onto. And if they piss off Lee Henman, they're all right in my book. 
I refuse to watch anything that Jerry Lewis is in when he's trying to be intentionally funny. (It's OK to watch him in The King Of Comedy, but that's about it. The French think he's a genius, that's about as much as you need to know, I reckon.)
(And we should remind NoggetFred that further can be found on the subject of clowns in the recent discussion on clown prostitutes, which was very useful. But I can't remember which thread it was on or be bothered to search it out.)
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 14 2009, 1:52 PM BST
Is that Bill Murray?
It is indeed.