During my first year at university I went through a paranoid phase and didn't like people seeing me, so I stayed in my room and urinated in plastic bottles then smuggled them out when nobody was around. Eventually the phase passed.
Urinating in the kitchen sink... Page 3
This is all probably related to potty-training traumas. 
I've already told my story about getting caught short out on a long walk and having to go by (what I thought was) a disused railway line.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 14 2009, 10:06 AM BSTThis is all probably related to potty-training traumas.
I've already told my story about getting caught short out on a long walk and having to go by (what I thought was) a disused railway line.
Is it wrong that I'm slightly turned on by that story?
When I was lke 18 I went to my first uni party (even though I wasn't at uni)
So I decided to be a student for the night, so I bullshit about politics and how weed should be legal, them topped off the night by breaking something worth more than £50 and pissing in the bathroom sink.
Good night.
That was you! 
Quote: Leevil @ July 14 2009, 1:21 PM BST
Quote: NoggetFred @ July 13 2009, 7:33 AM BSTI want to know how the poo gets onto their hands. I don't know about anybody else, but I use a tissue to wipe my bum. I'd like to know if the Newcastle diet is so poor that they all suffer constipation, and need to use a 'digital' method for relief.
Poo penetrates through several layers of tissues.
So a hand wash afterwards is needed as well as bogpaper.
Quote: billwill @ July 14 2009, 1:33 PM BSTPoo penetrates through several layers of tissues.
Perhaps, if your experience is similar to this.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 14 2009, 11:57 AM BSTIs it wrong that I'm slightly turned on by that story?
Yes. Unless you're a steam train enthusiast.
Steaming, eh?
Quote: chipolata @ July 14 2009, 10:06 AM BSTDuring my first year at university I...
...had a luxury en-suite room. 
I never pee in the sink, but I did shit in the shower once.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 14 2009, 7:40 PM BSTI never pee in the sink, but I did shit in the shower once.
Better then in the pool.
My mate once peed in his kitchen sink which had a few cups in it, we were sitting in his kitchen having a beer and he just decided to turn round and piss in the sink. Didn't even wash his hands. I have never accepted a cup of tea in his house ever since.
Quote: Ned1984 @ July 14 2009, 7:48 PM BSTDidn't even wash his hands.
Oh! That's disgusting!