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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 3:31 PM BST

Don't ask me how I know this. I saw it on TV with the grey haired guy talking about it.....

Aaron's Dad?

Quote: Leevil @ July 13 2009, 4:21 PM BST

Aaron's Dad?

No Aaron's dad is a grey haired TV. Easy to get it mixed up.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 13 2009, 3:41 PM BST

I've always liked the name Latrine.

He is one of the resistance fighters in Top Secret. (One of my favourite ever films if I hadn't told you before)

What I'd like to know is what is a Snatch Land Rover.

Quote: Chappers @ July 13 2009, 4:56 PM BST

He is one of the resistance fighters in Top Secret. (One of my favourite ever films if I hadn't told you before)

What I'd like to know is what is a Snatch Land Rover.

Top Secret is the shizzle.

It's called a Snatch Land Rover because when it goes over an Afghan IED, everyone inside is f**ked.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 13 2009, 3:41 PM BST

I've always liked the name Latrine.

Wasn't that Dan Dare's French nemesis?

Quote: Chappers @ July 13 2009, 4:56 PM BST

He is one of the resistance fighters in Top Secret. (One of my favourite ever films if I hadn't told you before)

What I'd like to know is what is a Snatch Land Rover.

Renegade has the best answer.

But it's a fast lightly armoured landrover used for making quick arrests during the Troubles or grabbing up organisers at protests. Hence the name snatch.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 3:31 PM BST

Flush toilets actually date back as far as the romans.

I prefer to believe Stephen Fry (QI) who attributes the first flush toilet to the ancient Chinese, predating the Romans by some time.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 13 2009, 3:41 PM BST

I've always liked the name Latrine.

Particularly in Top Secret.

Porcelain bus

Great white telephone

As in after a heavy night of drinking, driving the porcelain bus or shouting down the great white telephone.

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ July 14 2009, 5:51 AM BST

I prefer to believe Stephen Fry (QI) who attributes the first flush toilet to the ancient Chinese, predating the Romans by some time.

I believe Noah installed 2 on the ark.

"And Noah's wife spake couldn't you have built more than 2 thou lazy sod. The gibbon's just taken a book and these waves are causing me havock."

Quote: Kenneth @ July 14 2009, 6:38 AM BST

Particularly in Top Secret.

Quote: Chappers @ July 13 2009, 4:56 PM BST

He is one of the resistance fighters in Top Secret. (One of my favourite ever films if I hadn't told you before)

What I'd like to know is what is a Snatch Land Rover.

Quote: Kenneth @ July 14 2009, 6:38 AM BST

Particularly in Top Secret.

Great film, only watched it again recently.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 14 2009, 3:17 PM BST

Great film, only watched it again recently.

I think it is soooo good and underrated.

Indeed.

"Wait! You dropped your phoney dog poop."
"What 'phoney dog poop'?"

:D

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2009, 9:26 AM BST

I believe Noah installed 2 on the ark.

"And Noah's wife spake couldn't you have built more than 2 thou lazy sod. The gibbon's just taken a book and these waves are causing me havock."

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The loo in Castles was called "the Garde Robe"; Basically a tube built from stones (like a chimney) down the outside of the castle wall, with a hole for a shovel at the bottom. The 'room' was on the top of the castle wall and had a stone seat in it (with a hole in it of course)

Pongy, but it worked like a compost heap, after the excrement had been in the tube a while, what was taken out at the bottom, was compost/fertiliser for the crops.

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Incidentally BOG stands for Bottom-of-Garden, dates back to the days of outside toilets.

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