British Comedy Guide

Balls Page 4

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 4:09 PM BST

Ah my fave game. "Talking about periods and vag issues in front of some awkward men". Laughing out loud

LOL!

It only works when we're tuned in ;)

Quote: roscoff @ July 13 2009, 4:11 PM BST

This is just like our staffroom. Periods everywhere :|

Boom boom tish...

I'm not really into that kind of talk but I did torture my gay flatmate once when he was in the shower after he had been winding us all up, I stood outside the door reading out a passage about the vagina from a book. It freaks him out and he started squealing because there was no escape!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 4:17 PM BST

I'm not really into that kind of talk but I did torture my gay flatmate once when he was in the shower after he had been winding us all up, I stood outside the door reading out a passage about the vagina from a book. It freaks him out and he started squealing because there was no escape!

Could of Drowned himself. Obviously enjoyed it a bit.

I see we are going to have to have the talk again.

When a Daddy bear loves another Daddy bear, there is no Mummy bear action needed or wanted by the two Daddy bears. There is just a well furnished cave with cushions and a small dog called Elizabeth....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 4:22 PM BST

I see we are going to have to have the talk again.

When a Daddy bear loves another Daddy bear, there is no Mummy bear action needed or wanted by the two Daddy bears. There is just a well furnished cave with cushions and a small dog called Elizabeth....

Yeh yeh two bears like nailing same sex bearsthat's all fine. Like Yogi and Booboo or Yogi and the Ranger.

What was in that pic-i-nic basket!?

Roofie sandwiches and poppers.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 4:17 PM BST

I stood outside the door reading out a passage about the vagina from a book.

Not the Ladybird Big Book of Vaginas? The one that was a bit like the Mister Men but with anthropomorphic cooze holes - Muffy, Lippy, Peachy, etc.

My favourite was Slick, the others thought she was crying all the time because of the big bump on her forehead, but she was actually very, very happy.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 13 2009, 4:28 PM BST

Not the Ladybird Big Book of Vaginas? .

No but loving the idea! Laughing out loud

You could pitch that to them....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 4:17 PM BST

Boom boom tish...

I'm not really into that kind of talk but I did torture my gay flatmate once when he was in the shower after he had been winding us all up, I stood outside the door reading out a passage about the vagina from a book. It freaks him out and he started squealing because there was no escape!

This might sound a tad homophobic, but my interpretation is that gay men fear the vagina, whereas straight men confront their fear of the vagina and embrace it. Er...

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 5:26 PM BST

This might sound a tad homophobic, but my interpretation is that gay men fear the vagina, whereas straight men confront their fear of the vagina and embrace it. Er...

Why would you be afraid of a big flappy nostril, covered in hair that drips blood, mucas and urine?...Oh wait.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 5:26 PM BST

This might sound a tad homophobic, but my interpretation is that gay men fear the vagina, whereas straight men confront their fear of the vagina and embrace it. Er...

I don't think it's fear as much as it is unknown and a bit alien, especially if they have never been with a woman at all. To someone who doesn't have one, I can imagine they could find it a bit eeksome.

It's eeksome to me and I've got one. ;)

Me too but I only let the Doctor see it.

At least he said he was a Doctor. Come to think of it, it was behind MacDonalds and he didn't have any shoes.....

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 6:17 PM BST

It's eeksome to me and I've got one. ;)

Laughing out loud

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 6:20 PM BST

Me too but I only let the Doctor see it.

At least he said he was a Doctor. Come to think of it, it was behind MacDonalds and he didn't have any shoes.....

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Share this page