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Quote: chipolata @ July 13 2009, 3:20 PM BST

You can still have sex with a woman on her period.

I don't wanna get no ketchup on my dog foo.

Try the other hole then.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 3:28 PM BST

Try the other hole then.

Yes, because that one's never messy.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 3:28 PM BST

Try the other hole then.

Nooooooooooooooooo! That's a no no.

Maybe I meant her mouth!

(I didn't though).

I always remember watching an advert for washing up powder as a kid and the Mumsy character saying that the detergent got rid of -

Mud - Check
Oil - Check
Grass Stains - Check
Blood - Blood?! What kind of psychotic Manson family lives at their house?

Of course, it wasn't until I was older that I realised she was on about periods.

My fave is the little sack of happy! Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 13 2009, 3:33 PM BST

I always remember watching an advert for washing up powder as a kid and the Mumsy character saying that the detergent got rid of -

Mud - Check
Oil - Check
Grass Stains - Check
Blood - Blood?! What kind of psychotic Manson family lives at their house?

Of course, it wasn't until I was older that I realised she was on about periods.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 2:58 PM BST

Well when you lot start bleeding regularly out of your penis at age 11, you try finding someone better than your dad to ask what the f**k's going on. :D

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 2:58 PM BST

Well when you lot start bleeding regularly out of your penis at age 11, you try finding someone better than your dad to ask what the f**k's going on. :D

11? You were lucky! :O

I was still in single figures when I hit womanhood.... Teary

Ouch. Actually I was 12, I thought maybe 11 was more average though.
Dunno really. :)

Ah my fave game. "Talking about periods and vag issues in front of some awkward men". Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 4:07 PM BST

Ouch. Actually I was 12, I thought maybe 11 was more average though.
Dunno really. :)

Like Cartman in South Park.

Huh?

This is just like our staffroom. Periods everywhere :|

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