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I use Guinness for cooking, so it's always, "One for the kettle, one for the cook."

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 2:27 AM BST

I use Guinness for cooking, so it's always, "One for the kettle, one for the cook."

"And a few more
if no one's look (ing)."

Exactly. It (Guinness) makes one hell of a pot roast.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 2:35 AM BST

Exactly. It (Guinness) makes one hell of a pot roast.

I can't think of many meals that I haven't added a little Guinness to. I've even done breakfast cereal with Guinness instead of milk.

Wow, that beats my hungover Cheerios with Mountain Dew hands down. My hat is off to you friend.

The craziest meal I've ever created:

I was visiting a friend in L.A. and woke up drunk and starving. I didn't want to turn on the kitchen light or do much snooping because his girlfriend was sleeping on the sofa. So I found a slice of Spam in the fridge and put it between 2 huge homemade sugar cookies. It was surprisingly good. Sometimes I'm tempted to recreate it.

P.S. While rummaging through his freezer I found a frozen bag of human urine that he'd bought in preparation for a urinalysis while he was job hunting. Eww.

Ok, now you've got me thinking...when I was pregnant with my oldest I kept waiting to get the wacky cravings and never did. When he was 3 or so I had a bad time with the flu and didn't eat for a week. When I finally got my appetite back I ate non-stop. The craziest thing was chili with cheese twists on top, and then I spread the leftovers on a rice cake. I then threw up.

My PS to your PS.

i found a stool sample in a Dunkin Donuts bag in my gram's fridge. It was for her cat.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 2:52 AM BST

i found a stool sample in a Dunkin Donuts bag in my gram's fridge.

I found a tube of ointment in my friend's fridge. I stopped reading when I saw the word "vagina" on the label. They also had a special "this is breast milk" section.

I had the breast milk section in mine too. My dad owns a kennel, so we always had dog vaccines in ours. Creepy little vials.

Fairy liquid. Not a personal favourite. I should have washed the cup out properly before making a cuppa.

Pepsi. Not impressed with it.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 3:39 PM BST

Pepsi. Not impressed with it.

No half naked man smashing through your window, making all that noise like on the ads?

Nope, just brown fizzy veg water....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 3:45 PM BST

Nope, just brown fizzy vag water....

Grim.

Ewwww GAV!

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