Balls

Anyone got any good comedy euphemisms for testicles? I like "Manberries", but are there better ones?

Cheers

Spunk holders.
The twins.
Family jewels.
Frick and frack.
Bird's eggs.

Marbles.
Jingleberries.
Love apples.

I used the words metaphoricals in just such a comedy context in a script coming to your screens sometime in Sept.

Not my invention, but I've always been a fan of "lovespuds".

Personally, I call them "cock eggs".

To be constitutionally inclined to gallantry - always liked this one. Nothing to do with 'balls' though.

Knackers
Knacker sack
Love spuds
Jacobs
Gonads
Nads
Nards

scro
scrote

Swingers
Stones
Plums
Babymakers
Muckchuckers.

Nomads

Pocket billiards.

Poor man's Newton's cradle.

Love tureens.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 2:37 PM BST

Pocket billiards.

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That's a euphamism for a crafty and covert trousered wank.

Surely pocket billiards is when someone is fiddling with themselves in their pocket the whole time?

My faves I guess are

Love spuds,
plums
'nads

Just so you know, women don't want to hear ANY of these words.

Balls is about the only acceptable one.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 2:42 PM BST

Just so you know, women don't want to hear ANY of these words.

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Well we men have to put up with you women constantly going on about your tits/bouncers/melons/bazookas/baps/balloons/milkshake dispensers/knockers et cetera, all bloody day!

Get your gums round my plums never worked for me!

I'm liking Love Tureens and Jingleberries so far.

Thanks for the helping hand guys.