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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8144233.stm

Man fined for punching punch bag.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 13 2009, 9:02 AM BST

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Man fined for punching punch bag.

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Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 13 2009, 9:02 AM BST

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8144233.stm

Man fined for punching punch bag.

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That's like a Daily Liar headline. Only funny.

What a load of crap!

Terminator/mentalist arrives.

Quote: chipolata @ July 13 2009, 11:58 AM BST

That's like a Daily Liar headline. Only funny.

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Quote: Nil Putters @ July 13 2009, 10:46 PM BST

Terminator/mentalist arrives.

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"where he was then tasered in front of a group of children."

Dirty git.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090714/twl-blumenthal-style-chef-blows-off-his-3fd0ae9.html

Oops.

Dear oh dear oh dear...

Now anything he does will result in armfull situations.

He's doing finger buffets from now on.

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Painful

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8150842.stm

Three stories on the current most read on the BBC website...

Wheelie bin man crushed to death: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8149151.stm
Leg-cutting funeral home to close: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8150842.stm
Bride's bouquet brings down plane: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8149910.stm

...there's a new sitcom for the Beeb there somewhere!