Yeah. It's like when your internet goes down and they say e-mail us. How the bloody hell can I do that!!! 
Things that piss you off Page 458
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Day trippers parking opposite my drive - and it's a private road if you please!
The weatherman on TV, who says the weather is going to "fine" up.
No one seems to speak propa anymore.
Nah, they don't do they, innit.
So many blinking tourists in London. Including me*.
*I hate crowds. And queuing.
So your not a great theme park fan then.
Quote: Robert D @ July 13 2009, 9:56 AM BSTSo your not a great theme park fan then.
Correct
Young men trying to grow beards! Never works!
Women trying to grow sideburns. Never works. (Outside of Ilchester, Somerset.)
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 11:11 AM BSTWomen trying to grow sideburns.
Yet some female Elvis impersonators with sideburns are quite sassy. And I do like a woman with a quiff.
Quote: chipolata @ July 13 2009, 11:14 AM BSTAnd I do like a woman with a quiff.
Quote: Robert D @ July 13 2009, 9:56 AM BSTSo your not a great theme park fan then.
you're*
Quote: Aaron @ July 13 2009, 1:04 PM BSTyou're*
I'm forever getting your and you're mixed up. I dunno why because its so simple. It's just one of them things. 
it's*