Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 1:58 AM BST
Look, between you and me, right - keep this to yourself - there were rumours going around that "sexy girl" was actually really .........."$%&*&$^%&()*^*^*)(*%&*&*)*(^%*&*(*)_)+__))&*^*()*&%$%^&*()(*&^%&*(*&^*(&.....with a massive mutated clitoris!!!
Really?! Who could that be?!
*removes fist from anus*
What are we playing now? 
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 13 2009, 1:59 AM BSTReally?! Dame David Starkey! (I'll edit that in a mo)
EDITED:
I deny everything. Who's this "Dame David Starkey"? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 2:01 AM BST*removes fist from anus*
What are we playing now?
Fisticuffs?
I'm rubish at card games. I never understand them and when I ask guys to explain it, I always seem to lose and end up feeling very cold.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 2:01 AM BSTI deny everything. Who's this "Dame David Starkey"?
Now you've ruined my cunning plan.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 13 2009, 2:03 AM BSTNow you've ruined my cunning plan.
Typo?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 2:01 AM BSTI deny everything. Who's this "Don"?
There's a Don involved? Oh, geez, just one delivery. That's all Mickey said it would be. Just one delivery... 
EDITED:
I like kittens.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 2:02 AM BSTI'm rubish at card games. I never understand them and when I ask guys to explain it, I always seem to lose and end up feeling very cold.
Luckily, there's lots of other games to play to warm you up again. Nude Twister, for example.
Quote: Leevil @ July 13 2009, 2:05 AM BSTThere's a Don involved? Oh, geez, just one delivery. That's all Mickey said it would be. Just one delivery...
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 2:06 AM BSTEDITED:
I like kittens.
On second thoughts... no.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 13 2009, 2:06 AM BSTEDITED:
I like kittens.
Damn! Missed whatever that was originally.
Quote: Leevil @ July 13 2009, 2:05 AM BSTThere's a Don involved? Oh, geez, just one delivery. That's all Mickey said it would be. Just one delivery...
No biggy. One day you'll be asked to do a favour. That's all.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 2:10 AM BSTOn second thoughts... no.
No to kittens? Aaron won't like that. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 13 2009, 2:13 AM BST
Can I wear a glove this time?
Quote: Leevil @ July 13 2009, 2:14 AM BST
One that goes up to your shoulder...
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 2:01 AM BSTEDITED:
I deny everything. Who's this "Leevil"?
Ha! No mention of Don from me now!
Quote: Leevil @ July 13 2009, 2:14 AM BST
The sparkly one?
No. Nor the red leather jacket.