Think of all the birthday money I missed out on!
Not fair. 
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Well my mum was one of 13, her mum was one of 15 or 16 and their father owned a business which made a shit load of money. But can you imagine the pitiful inheritance once it had been filtered down that many times?
Just watched a Danish woman take James Randi's million-dollar test on a live streaming connection. She claimed to be able to dowse the identities of hidden cards. She got 0 of 3 correct. 
Quote: DaButt @ July 12 2009, 10:10 PM BSTJust watched a Danish woman take James Randi's million-dollar test on a live streaming connection. She claimed to be able to dowse the identities of hidden cards. She got 0 of 3 correct.
I've been watching bats swooping around outside the window. They're beautiful.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 12 2009, 5:54 PM BSTThat title might get most scratching their heads anyway! Dysplasia? Is that a sydrome, or illness or something?
Twas a sad little bluff, not even I would think of putting the word "dysplasia" in a title.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 12 2009, 10:20 PM BSTTwas a sad little bluff, not even I would think of putting the word "dysplasia" in a title.
So it IS Love Scamp?
It's whatever you wish to be, Danny. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 12 2009, 10:55 PM BSTIt's whatever you wish to be, Danny.
Love Helmet?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 12 2009, 10:20 PM BSTTwas a sad little bluff, not even I would think of putting the word "dysplasia" in a title.
Now what'll happen to its spin-off, "Love Lymphoma"!? All that metastasis for nothing...
Billwill has been schredding for the last two hours & has given up, totally bored.
You had a tip off?
Quote: billwill @ July 13 2009, 12:27 AM BSTschredding
?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 12 2009, 11:21 PM BST
Finally started work on Sitcom Trial script
Quote: Leevil @ July 13 2009, 12:31 AM BSTYou had a tip off?
Hah, should it be that interesting.. 
Alas it is only old accounting documents and computer printouts from running my company. These are late 1980s ones that have been in my attic for yonks and I'm starting a major clearout.
The only remotely interesting bit of it, is shredding old continuous stationery printouts. You feed in the top page and the shredder slowly munches its way through say 100 pages one after the other with the paper sort of writhing as it goes into the chopper slot.
INT. ?