INT. WHITE STUDIO.
A sorry looking man, with a hang dog look expression, stands on the spot.
V.O
Hey you there!
The man points to himself.
V.O
Yes, you. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and make some cash instead!
The man holds up a 'How?' sign.
V.O
You see your arm?
The man holds his left arm up and nods.
V.O
Lop it off!
The man gasps.
V.O
That leg must be dead weight?
The man lifts his right leg and nods.
V.O
And who needs ears these days when you have volume control?
The man shrugs.
V.O
Surely you don't need two eyes?
He blinks repeatedly.
V.O
I bet those kidneys are mighty ripe?
The man nods.
V.O
Well here at slash-for-cash.com, we'll have you in stitches when you exchange your body parts for cash!
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EXT. STREET - DAY
(Testimonials from different members of the public)
MAN: I got up to £5 for each finger and they also helped me with my nail biting problem.
WOMAN: Wrinkles are no longer an issue for me, since I sold my skin for up to £25.
CHILD: I got £20 for my innocence and bought myself Grand Theft Auto IV.
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INT. WHITE STUDIO
The man, now missing an arm, leg, his ears, an eye and a bandage around his waist holds a cheque and beams a big smile.
V.O
See, you're a happy moron now!
The man nods.
JINGLE:
Slash-for-cash.com
END
