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Things You Wish You Could Unsee... Page 3

Penile amputations.

*HUMS LOUDER*

That photo of the guy with dreadlocks who jumped off a bridge or something while running from the cops and wound up with his severed head impaled on a spike. Eww.

Quote: DaButt @ July 11 2009, 10:04 PM BST

That photo of the guy with dreadlocks who jumped off a bridge or something while running from the cops and wound up with his severed head impaled on a spike. Eww.

:O:O
I've seen that!!!!!

Quote: DaButt @ July 11 2009, 9:56 PM BST

Child support payments never seem to be equal to the actual expense of raising a child. I raised 2 kids by myself from the ages of 1 and 2 and my ex-wife never paid me a dime. The judge said I should consider myself lucky that I got custody of the children, but I know he'd never say such a thing to a woman.

Was your wife earning? If she wasn't then that's really screwed.

That said the Child Support Agency in the UK found men were way more likely to be assholes of childsupport. In some cases quitting jobs and making themselves homeless to avoid paying anything.

Statistically men are way more likely to f**k and run. But there's certainly statistical evidence that women can behave similarly.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 11 2009, 10:03 PM BST

*HUMS LOUDER*

Penile Amputations

Quote: sootyj @ July 11 2009, 10:07 PM BST

Was your wife earning? If she wasn't then that's really screwed.

Who knows and who cares. I made it through it all and the kids turned out fine, but it still makes me mad when I see my friends writing huge checks every month and begging to see their kids while their ex-wives blow the money on new cars, vacations and drugs.

Opening an email link from someone with only the title "Two Girls, One Cup". Sick

I was shown a video (after watching 2 girls one cup) where a guy lowers his arsehole around a glass jar. The jar breaks and the video is him pulling shards of glass out of his bumhole and blood pissing everywhere.

I wish I could unsee that!

Quote: Curt @ July 11 2009, 10:15 PM BST

Opening an email link from someone with only the title "Two Girls, One Cup". Sick

I have never seen that and never will. Sick

Quote: EllieJP @ July 12 2009, 2:39 PM BST

I was shown a video (after watching 2 girls one cup) where a guy lowers his arsehole around a glass jar. The jar breaks and the video is him pulling shards of glass out of his bumhole and blood pissing everywhere.

I wish I could unsee that!

Thanks for the warning.

*decides to avoid anymore videos of men lowering their arse on to glass jars*

Quote: Griff @ July 12 2009, 2:53 PM BST

That sounds horrible Ellie.

Anyone ever seen the weightlifter's rectal prolapse?

***WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK, HOME OR IN FACT ANYWHERE ***

It was horrible.

That's like placing a big red button in front of me saying press... and telling me not to press it.

Here goes...

OH. MY. GOD!

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