Yes, do they look bored?
Things You Wish You Could Unsee... Page 2
Hmm... just looked at active threads and it reade...
Things You Wish You Could Unsee...
More of me doing stand-up
Hrumph 
Aw! Am watching it right now.
All of the 'Pain Series'. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 11 2009, 7:27 PM BSTFinally found the perfect excuse, eh, soot?
Excuse?
It's my patriotic duty!
To get some simian booty.
Quote: zooo @ July 11 2009, 7:30 PM BSTYour girlfriends might just lie there.
Well obviously, if your boyfriend is craning his neck to see past you to an episode from the series 2 boxset of On The Buses, you are going to have to be the one to put in the effort.
Quote: Timbo @ July 11 2009, 8:28 PM BSTWell obviously, if your boyfriend is craning his neck to see past you to an episode from the series 2 boxset of On The Buses, you are going to have to be the one to put in the effort.
Alternatively - "Room for one more on top!"
Quote: zooo @ July 11 2009, 7:10 PM BSTI can't physically take how annoyed I am that men have to do FUCK ALL and still get a kid after it. It is COSMICALLY unfair.
We're kind of busy taming nature, creating civilisation, curing diseases, inventing Space Shuttles, etc. I mean, do we have to do bloody everything?!
Boo, hoo, hoo - a chick has to push a kid out of her cooze every now and then. I'll trade yer zooo, next time there's a big proper war, I'll stay home and squeeze out the puppies while you get sent to a foreign land to take a face full of white hot shrapnel.
I saw a filthy tramp having a naked wank at a bus stop in L.A. and I still can't get the image out of my brain.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 11 2009, 9:09 PM BSTBoo, hoo, hoo - a chick has to push a kid out of her cooze every now and then. I'll trade yer zooo, next time there's a big proper war, I'll stay home and squeeze out the puppies while you get sent to a foreign land to take a face full of white hot shrapnel.
I'm sure no one would mind that. We'd all love to see you squeeze a watermelon through your penis. Prehaps we can bring sandwiches. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 11 2009, 9:09 PM BSTWe're kind of busy taming nature, creating civilisation, curing diseases, inventing Space Shuttles, etc. I mean, do we have to do bloody everything?!
Boo, hoo, hoo - a chick has to push a kid out of her cooze every now and then. I'll trade yer zooo, next time there's a big proper war, I'll stay home and squeeze out the puppies while you get sent to a foreign land to take a face full of white hot shrapnel.
*imagines Renegade doing ANY of those things*
*pisses self laughing*
The other side of the coin:
A woman can lie about being on birth control, enjoy the sex as much as the man and then take half his pay for 18 years if she gets pregnant. (Or she can just kill it without his approval.
I can't think of a man who wouldn't trade a few hours of blinding pain in exchange for avoiding $200,000 or more in child support payments.
...and with the money he has saved, he will spend on the child he gave birth to..... I do understand the reasoning but it doesn't quite work like that...
Although to be fair you are right, there are some evil cows out there but just don't tar them all with the same brush.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 11 2009, 9:51 PM BST...and with the money he has saved, he will spend on the child he gave birth to.
Child support payments never seem to be equal to the actual expense of raising a child. I raised 2 kids by myself from the ages of 1 and 2 and my ex-wife never paid me a dime. The judge said I should consider myself lucky that I got custody of the children, but I know he'd never say such a thing to a woman.
Anyway, things that I want to unsee....
.... I dunno actually. Not seen too many awful things. If something bad happens, I go to my happy place.....
*Hums*
Quote: DaButt @ July 11 2009, 9:56 PM BSTChild support payments never seem to be equal to the actual expense of raising a child. I raised 2 kids by myself from the ages of 1 and 2 and my ex-wife never paid me a dime. The judge said I should consider myself lucky that I got custody of the children, but I know he'd never say such a thing to a woman.
That is unfair. Equal rights should be just that, not more rights because you have boobies.