Another video of my stand-up.
Apologies for bad quality camerawork, bad quality performance, and bad quality jokes.
More of me doing stand-up
Made me chuckle. Especially the colour-match bit.
What happened in the first quarter that you don't want us to see...? 
Quote: zooo @ July 11 2009, 7:47 PM BSTMade me chuckle. Especially the colour-match bit.
What happened in the first quarter that you don't want us to see...?
Thanks... what happened... camera on standby instead of on 
Haha!!
2 Girls 1 Cup.
Not all the Domestos in the world could wash the horror from my eyes.
Quote: Lee Henman @ July 11 2009, 9:07 PM BST2 Girls 1 Cup.
Not all the Domestos in the world could wash the horror from my eyes.
Either I misclicked on the upload or that's in the wrong thread.
Hey, Danny.
Apart from the final couple of gags, that material was a repeat of a previously-aired gig if I'm not mistaken. Both members of the audience seemed appreciative.
Seriously, we'll all have seen worse than that. You seemed more confident this time round, despite what I perceived as an unworkable audience.
Keep going with the stand-up.
[Or try a Neil Young tribute act]
Did the audience have to pay to watch that?
I'm absolutely crestfallen.
My internet connection is playing up, so couldn't watch all of it, but it looked good to me.
Quote: don rushmore @ July 12 2009, 8:32 PM BSTDid the audience have to pay to watch that?
I'm absolutely crestfallen.
Have you tried stand-up yourself Don? Or seen many open spot nights? Believe me, Danny's pretty good compared to many. Most don't even bother writng any material or rehearsing.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 12 2009, 8:40 PM BSTHave you tried stand-up yourself Don? Or seen many open spot nights? Believe me, Danny's pretty good compared to many. Most don't even bother writng any material or rehearsing.
Hi Dolly, yes, I have tried stand-up.
And believe me, Danny is really, really poor. In my opinion, of course.
Quote: don rushmore @ July 12 2009, 8:45 PM BSTHi Dolly, yes, I have tried stand-up.
And believe me, Danny is really, really poor. In my opinion, of course.
You haven't seen the acts I have then!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 12 2009, 8:47 PM BSTYou haven't seen the acts I have then!
I'm certainly not claiming that Danny is the worst-stand up of all time, I just don't think that he is very good. Of course, I can only judge him on what I've seen. This could be his first attempt, for all I know.
Anyway, onto more important things. I really like your new avatar. It's a vast improvement on that slightly racist Errol Brown egg thing you had.
Quote: don rushmore @ July 12 2009, 8:52 PM BSTAnyway, onto more important things. I really like your new avatar. It's a vast improvement on that slightly racist Errol Brown egg thing you had.
It was a potato that had grown arms and feet, but is no longer with us. 
I have made a stop-motion animation with an egg though.
Quote: don rushmore @ July 12 2009, 8:52 PM BSTI'm certainly not claiming that Danny is the worst-stand up of all time, I just don't think that he is very good. Of course, I can only judge him on what I've seen. This could be his first attempt, for all I know.
I am no expert I know, wasn't my best show wasn't the best audience, I always measure myself relatively by the other acts, and I got the most laughs bar the headliner.
Don, I feel you have been lucky with the acts you have seen, I am no expert and I freely admit but would say from what I've seen, I get a lot of laughs compared to most other acts.
As the first post said, apologies for poor performance, and I agree not by best, just one where somone I knew had a camera, and glad they did, as I can take a lot away from seeing myself. I am very much still learning.
Anyway thanks for taking the time to watch, much appreciated.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 12 2009, 8:40 PM BSTMy internet connection is playing up, so couldn't watch all of it, but it looked good to me.
Was a tough gig but I did well considering, still learning and it was good for that.
Don't give up Danny. I think on personality alone you will win many an audience over.