DaButt something about this and it gave me an idea and I've never seen it on here.
For me, first on the list would be my Russian neighbor standing in his doorway in nothing but his teeny greeny underpants doing what look like morning stretches. I still get a random full body shiver when that pops into my mind. 
Anyone else????
Childbirth on documentaries. Vile, disturbing, repulsive and terrifying. 
The London dungeons.
So sexy girl, where's your dad gone?
Quote: zooo @ July 11 2009, 7:03 PM BSTSo sexy girl, where's your dad gone?
He was the one that took me!
Quote: zooo @ July 11 2009, 7:02 PM BSTChildbirth on documentaries. Vile, disturbing, repulsive and terrifying.
My husband was intentionally up by head during my daughter's birth and the doctor asked if he wanted to see the head, so he leaned over in time to see her come flying out. Scared the shit out of him.
Quote: sexy girl @ July 11 2009, 7:05 PM BSTHe was the one that took me!
Erm yeah, kind of meant why hasn't he posted recently, but hey maybe he's still in the dungeons...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 7:06 PM BSTMy husband was intentionally up by head during my daughter's birth and the doctor asked if he wanted to see the head, so he leaned over in time to see her come flying out. Scared the shit out of him.
I can't physically take how annoyed I am that men have to do FUCK ALL and still get a kid after it. It is COSMICALLY unfair.
Quote: zooo @ July 11 2009, 7:09 PM BSTErm yeah, kind of meant why hasn't he posted recently, but hey maybe he's still in the dungeons...
Well I don't know 4 sure. But it's probably, like, y'know...Does he really wanna be in a place where his daughter hangs out?
Aaron and zooo - together!
Some jokes have been on life support longer than Ariel Sharon.
Quote: zooo @ July 11 2009, 7:10 PM BSTI can't physically take how annoyed I am that men have to do FUCK ALL and still get a kid after it. It is COSMICALLY unfair.
We're usually the ones doing all the hard physical work getting the kid in there in the first place! (You do get to just lie there for that bit!) Fair division of labour, zooo. You girls want equality, you have to take the rough with the smooth.
Now that people can clone spunk and women don't need men. I'm going to try and get a chimp pregnant to redress the balance.
Checklist for project desecrate Darwin.
1 Ticket for Monkey World.
2 MP3 with speakers and "Swinging Safari"
3 Rohypnol laced banana dakiri.
Wish me luck!
Quote: sootyj @ July 11 2009, 7:26 PM BSTNow that people can clone spunk and women don't need men. I'm going to try and get a chimp pregnant to redress the balance.
Finally found the perfect excuse, eh, soot?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 11 2009, 7:22 PM BSTWe're usually the ones doing all the hard physical work getting the kid in there in the first place! (You do get to just lie there for that bit!)
Your girlfriends might just lie there. 
Quote: zooo @ July 11 2009, 7:30 PM BSTYour girlfriends might just lie there.
They do try to move...
*hears struggling noise upstairs*
Excuse me.