British Comedy Guide

Celebrities who kill

Some times it's the oddest celebrities who've offed some one. So come on let's have a prurient poke at those beloved souls, who made us laugh and others die.

Here's Sootyj's top3 for now.

1 Uri Gellar spoon bending chum of Jacko he killed several Arabs in the 67 war with an Uzi.
2 Elvis choked his twin brother to death in the womb.
3 Phil Specter wall of sound? Gun of death!

OJ Simpson, but that's too easy...

Hey he was found innocent wasn't he?

David Niven was a special forces colonel in World War 2 and aparently killed with insouciant ease. And Jimmy Stewart killed 100s of Germans.

Yes, he was found innocent, but its one of those deals where everyone is pretty much convinced he did it.

I read somewhere a theory that OJ's son may have done it, and he took the flack for him.

I quite like that. The man the whole world hates and he's actually an awesome person. That would be interesting.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 5:36 PM BST

Yes, he was found innocent, but its one of those deals where everyone is pretty much convinced he did it.

I can't believe the jury had to debate more than a few seconds after learning that there were bloody footprints at the scene of the crime that came from a $900 pair of custom-made Italian shoes that OJ just happened to own. And the prints were his shoe size!

Yes, but now he's in jail for armed robbery and kidnapping, I believe.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 5:39 PM BST

Yes, but now he's in jail for armed robbery and kidnapping, I believe.

Good riddance. He's scum.

He's a double scum bag!

Didn't OJ admit to being a Backstabber?

Quote: Chappers @ July 11 2009, 5:48 PM BST

Didn't OJ admit to being a Backstabber?

I suspect in prison he's the victim of a great many back stabbers.

Who can forget Leslie Grantham aka 'Dirty' Den? Famous for himself being killed twice in Eastenders, but also for the less-mentioned conviction he received for the manslaughter of a German cab driver during his army days. Makes his webcam wanking sessions seem quite cute really.

Matthew Broderick.

Quote: Chappers @ July 11 2009, 5:48 PM BST

Didn't OJ admit to being a Backstabber?

I think he brought out a book called something like 'I Didn't Do It, But If I Had, This Is How I would Have'. Basically something along those lines. Which whether he did or didn't do it makes him one sick puppy.

Luckily the piece of trash was never published.

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