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What are you listening to now? Page 640

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 2:58 PM BST

My neighbours, who use the word c**t way too much, are on their porch screaming at each other. I'm calling the cops.

Again?

Most of us don't call the police in this event in the UK.
We just pretend nothing's happened and then discreetly put our house up for sale.
We're quite a reserved nation I suppose.

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He's opening for Paul Mccartney and 40 thousand people this weekend.
I've seen him 3 times now and he's always been great. One of my favourites.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 11 2009, 3:08 PM BST

Again?

Most of us don't call the police in this event in the UK.
We just pretend nothing's happened and then discreetly put our house up for sale.
We're quite a reserved nation I suppose.

:( Normally I wouldn't give a fig, but they have a brand new baby and every time they argue she's holding it.

Well, I called and it turns out I'm the 4th person to call about them. Just waiting to see how many cars show up...

Keep us posted.

C**t.

Huh?

Well, 3 cops just showed up and the husband had a beer in his hand. it's still breakfast time here. I think something big is going to happen, because one of the cops is a woman and in our neck of the woods, that usually means they are going to remove the child from the situation.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 4:00 PM BST

Well, 3 cops just showed up and the husband had a beer in his hand. it's still breakfast time here. I think something big is going to happen, because one of the cops is a woman and in our neck of the woods, that usually means they are going to remove the child from the situation.

What kind of country are we living in when a man can't have a beer for breakfast and call his wife a c**t? I'm leaving.

Quote: DaButt @ July 11 2009, 4:04 PM BST

What kind of country are we living in when a man can't have a beer for breakfast and call his wife a c**t? I'm leaving.

:D
This happens at least twice a week with this couple. My husband and I are miserable, but I don't stand out on the front porch in sweat pants, holding a 4 week old baby in one hand, a cigarette in the other, and tell him what a piece of shit person he is...I do that inside. :P

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 4:07 PM BST

I don't stand out on the front porch in sweat pants, holding a 4 week old baby in one hand, a cigarette in the other, and tell him what a piece of shit person he is...I do that inside. :P

You'll never make it into an episode of Cops with an attitude like that.

Quote: DaButt @ July 11 2009, 4:04 PM BST

What kind of country are we living in when a man can't have a beer for breakfast and call his wife a c**t? I'm leaving.

Don't be too hasty. Remember you can still pull a gun any time you like and call it "reasonable force".

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 11 2009, 4:09 PM BST

Remember you can still pull a gun any time you like and call it "reasonable force".

The bitch had it coming!

Quote: DaButt @ July 11 2009, 4:11 PM BST

The bitch had it coming!

"It was just an accidental discharge, officer... Which the bitch laughed about, so she had it coming."

Quote: DaButt @ July 11 2009, 4:09 PM BST

You'll never make it into an episode of Cops with an attitude like that.

Ever see "Run Ronnie Run" with David Cross? I love that scene when he's on Cops and they can't catch him.

Ok, fellow thrill seekers, here's what happened. He got hauled off in one car. She was talking with the cops and then took a swing at one of them. She's in another police car, the lady cop is holding the baby and a social services van just showed up to take the baby. The baby just got put in the van and the car with the mother is leaving.
Oh my God, animal control just got here and it looks like he's taking their Rottweiler!!

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