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I read the news today oh boy! Page 19

Spoilt slags.

Those parents should be saving for when all three become pregnant before the age of 18.

:D

Rogue Bull Gores Runner To Death In Spain

Bulls 1 - 0 Numpties

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 9 2009, 7:40 PM BST

I used to have a budgie but I fell uncomfortable keeping birds caged now.

Parents spend a fortune sending triplet daughters to a school prom. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1198614/A-rite-passage-stayed-America-say-parents-shelled-1-160-send-triplets-school-prom.html

Not being nasty, but they could have looked the same on £150.

I love it when porn film plots turn up in every day life.

Excellent news about the budgie being rescued. Amusing news about some loser being gored by a bull - if you mix it with animals like that you deserve all you get.

These proms are yet another thing that came over from America and should have stayed there.

Quote: zooo @ July 9 2009, 7:44 PM BST

Those parents should be saving for when all three become pregnant before the age of 18.

Is Aaron using your account again?

Quote: Bad dog @ July 10 2009, 12:31 PM BST

These proms are yet another thing that came over from America and should have stayed there.

Sad thing is people are spending more and more on these things, my sisters putting aheart attack on hold for my neices prom.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8145672.stm

Is this taking corporal punishment to far?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8145464.stm

Idiots!

"South of my body at this time of night?"

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Cab-Driver-Suicide-London-Cabbie-Severs-His-Own-Head-Off-In-Southwark-South-East-London/Article/200907215335735?lpos=UK_News_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_2&lid=ARTICLE_15335735_Cab_Driver_Suicide%3A_London_Cabbie_Severs_His_Own_Head_Off_In_Southwark%2C_South_East_London

Very good pun!

Death By Chocolate: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/us_world/OSHA-Investigates-Mans-Death-in-Vat-of-Hot-Chocolate.html

This has been all over the news here! Not as funny as the guy who fell into the macaroni and cheese powder vat, however.

Re cab driver: flipping Norah.

Quote: Aaron @ July 11 2009, 3:45 PM BST

Re cab driver: flipping Norah.

He wasn't taking any chances was he? Wonder if he tied a plastic bag over his head as well, just to make sure?

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