Based on similar real life story.
INT. KITCHEN. DAY.
DAD IS TALKING TO HIS SON IN THE KITCHEN OF THEIR HOUSE. THE SON IS SOBBING INSINCERELY.
Son
That man down the road shouted at me ‘cos I broke his window.
Dad
He did what? Did the bastard threaten you?
Son
He threatened to call the police.
Dad (getting angrier)
What else did he do? Did he touch you?
Son
He said I needed a clip round the ear then he shouted at me and said I was living proof the ASBOs don’t work.
Dad (loses the plot)
Right that’s it. I’m not having that. You’ve only broken his window twice by accident…this week. I’m going down there to punch his lights out.
SON AND DAD WALK DOWN TO THE MAN’S HIOUSE AND DAD KNOCKS AT THE DOOR. THE DOOR OPENS.
Man
Yes…errughh!
DAD GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT.
Dad
Threaten my son would you? Just cos he broke your lousy window? You’d grass him up to the law. I’m gonna give you a right spank you grass.
Son
Go on, hit him Dad.
Man
You want next door I think.
DAD LETS GO AND CALMS DOWN.
Dad (to son)
Twat.
DAD CLIPS SON ROUND THE HEAD.
(to man)
I’m really sorry mate.
Man
No problem. See you on Sunday…vicar.
