It's been nearly an hour now and all I have is INT.
Status report Page 858
Quote: Leevil @ July 11 2009, 12:21 AM BSTIt's been nearly an hour now and all I have is INT.
I like it. I really like it. I love it. Head of Comedy loves it...
Of course - I'm not a writer, but - have you thought about EXT. possibly?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 11 2009, 12:24 AM BSTI like it. I really like it. I love it. Head of Comedy loves it...
Of course - I'm not a writer, but - have you thought about EXT. possibly?
Don't try to kill my baby.
Perhaps if we showed it to another writer? Just to get their ideas, of course...
LEEVIL
(to script)
Don't worry, I won't let them kill you. We're going to be OK. You hear that? Everything is going to be alllllll right.
*jumps off tall building*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Roo points out Lee's lego building is only 7ft*
Could you do something along the lines of NIGHT.? We're really looking to get back to stuff set at NIGHT.. It's key to the demographic we're aiming towards...
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 11 2009, 12:36 AM BSTNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Roo points out Lee's lego building is only 7ft*
Ow! My arse.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 11 2009, 12:39 AM BSTCould you do something along the lines of NIGHT.? We're really looking to get back to stuff set at NIGHT.. It's key to the demographic we're aiming towards...
OK. But only if I get - 12:30AM.
Well, it was lovely seeing you again. Unfortunately, I've got this bloody lunch appointment with another writer. We'll be in touch...
*dials mobile*
Hello, is this channel 4?
[RECORDED MESSAGE.] "Welcome to the Comedy Samaritans. Please select one of the following dialing options. Press 1 to listen to a list of new production companies that you've never heard of who are accepting unsolicited scripts. Press 2 if you are a struggling comedy writer who wishes to pitch a new panel show starring Jimmy Carr. Press 3 if you are Leevil and are pretending this is Channel 4 you've got on speed dial. For all other enquiries please hold to talk to one of our operators. Please be advised that our operators may cut you off after 10 words if your tale of woe is not sufficiently exciting or original."
#2
"Sorry, all our operators are currently busy taking suggestions for vaguely-formatted panel shows fronted by Jimmy Carr. However, if you would like to leave a badly-worded pitch about an idea for an internet-inspired BBC Three sketch show, then please leave a message after the tone." [BEEP.]
Erm... shit, I hate these things... erm... Rob Rouse... Rob Rouse... Rob Rouse lives in a house... no, Rob Rou... Matthew Hor... Matt Lucas is a ga... no... The Chuckle Brothers... James Corden has sex with a horse and that's the title too. Ok, bye!... P.S Tim Walker smells!
*Gives up on sitcom and bids everyone a good night*
Good night! 