Quote: Aaron @ July 10 2009, 11:27 PM BSTI have a large penis.
Aaron in fairness it isn't yours, you swiped it off an elephant at London Zoo.
Named and shamed? Page 5
Quote: Aaron @ July 10 2009, 11:27 PM BSTI am a large penis.
Quote: sootyj @ July 10 2009, 11:20 PM BSTeh? You're worried I'm going to pop by your abode to steal some shopping trolleys full of crap? So you threaten me with gun violence?
Sorry I thought you said Zap gun! LOL! Sorry, I am being so very blonde! 
No worries I do tend to do the shopping trolley burglary thing alot.
Honestly you'd think the police would have caught me by now, it isn't subtle.
Quote: Leevil @ July 10 2009, 11:31 PM BST
I thought that Stott would be first to do that.
Quote: sootyj @ July 10 2009, 11:23 PM BSTAah the "Am I unpopular because I smell or dress funny?" column was excelent.
Written from personal experience?
No. 
Quote: Aaron @ July 10 2009, 11:34 PM BSTI thought that Stott would be first to do that.
It's his break. I'm just filling in for a while.
N.B. did anyone play the YouTube clip it's ace?
I wrote the Nobody Likes Me I don't care column for White Dwarf.
Quote: sootyj @ July 10 2009, 11:37 PM BSTI wrote the Nobody Likes Me I don't care column for White Dwarf.
Jeez! Respect is due. I used to read that. This news must be very exciting for you.
Wow that's 2 people who read it and one of them was an illiterate stalker in a balaclava.
I don't own a balaclava! 
I luv the nintendo ds. But once I played it for about 4 hours, and my hands literally fell off.
And then the next day at school, I couldn't even write!
And everyone in my class thought I was a spaz.
I think it might have been Gary Gygax.
Quote: sexy girl @ July 10 2009, 11:52 PM BSTI luv the nintendo ds. But once I played it for about 4 hours, and my hands literally fell off.
And then the next day at school, I couldn't even write!
And everyone in my class thought I was a spaz.
At my school, the kids who wrote and read were the spaz's. Not really, but my school was rough, innit.
Quote: sexy girl @ July 10 2009, 11:52 PM BSTAnd everyone in my class thought I was a spaz.
You're not meant to use the word "spaz" anymore, sexy girl. 
The word is "spastic", OK?