Humiliated myself in a local supermarket today, spoke to a girl on the counter who I recognised, she had no idea who I was and after we'd been speaking for a while she said "so who are you again?" the queue of people heard this, I went red. I will not visit there ever again.
Also, a gay friend of mine made a play for me, I now have to avoid him because being a very straight male, I don't know how to handle it.
Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 10 2009, 4:46 PM BSTAlso, a gay friend of mine made a play for me, I now have to avoid him because being a very straight male, I don't know how to handle it.
Not so different to handling your own I should think.
Jacob's crackers. 
Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 10 2009, 4:46 PM BSTAlso, a gay friend of mine made a play for me, I now have to avoid him because being a very straight male, I don't know how to handle it.
Have you tried reminding him that you don't enjoy bum sex?
Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 10 2009, 4:46 PM BSTAlso, a gay friend of mine made a play for me, I now have to avoid him because being a very straight male, I don't know how to handle it.
Can you describe this 'play' please?
Quote: Kenneth @ July 10 2009, 4:56 PM BSTCan you describe this 'play' please?
As graphically as you can?
Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 10 2009, 4:46 PM BSTAlso, a gay friend of mine made a play for me, I now have to avoid him because being a very straight male, I don't know how to handle it.
Seriously? Are you sure it's not insecurities about your own very, straightuality?.
Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 10 2009, 4:46 PM BSTa gay friend of mine made a play for me
Was it a one-act play?
Well he texts me a lot, I was in his area the other day and popped round for a coffee, he started making the odd remark, he said that we should for a drink in town sometime he then said "I have to be careful how I word that or you might think I'm coming on to you" he then said "but I wouldn't say no".
Then he text me later to apologise if he made me feel awkward but said he wanted me to know how he felt.
Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 10 2009, 5:02 PM BSTI was in his area the other day
Oo err.
Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 10 2009, 5:02 PM BSTThen he text me later to apologise if he made me feel awkward but said he wanted me to know how he felt.
Just be straight with him (pun intended).
Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 10 2009, 5:02 PM BSTWell he texts me a lot, I was in his area the other day and popped round for a coffee, he started making the odd remark, he said that we should for a drink in town sometime he then said "I have to be careful how I word that or you might think I'm coming on to you" he then said "but I wouldn't say no".
Then he text me later to apologise if he made me feel awkward but said he wanted me to know how he felt.
Aw.
Just imagine what you'd do if a nice but (to you) very unattractive girl told you she liked you, then do the same as you would with her.
Quote: zooo @ July 10 2009, 5:06 PM BSTAw.
Just imagine what you'd do if a nice but (to you) very unattractive girl told you she liked you, then do the same as you would with her.
But with less laughing.
And don't drop anything.
Or suck his cock.
Quote: zooo @ July 10 2009, 5:06 PM BSTAw.
Just imagine what you'd do if a nice but (to you) very unattractive girl told you she liked you, then do the same as you would with her.
F**k her and not return her calls?